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i'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse

???

ten buckaroonies to show me your face

no.

did you not just read what i said?

you can't refuse

now let me give you money

and you can show yourself off to the camera ;)

gertrude i am concerned for your mental health

MY NAME IS NOT GERTRUDE STFU

come onnnnnnn

it'll be like an OnlyFace

i refuse

you'd instantly fall in love with me

my witty charm + gorgeous face = your broken heart

sorry bae

i won't do that to you

but what if i like getting hurt...?

come on florida man >:(

i wanna see if you're a real incel

i know you're a gamer

but are you like eret level gamer attractiveness

you know who eret is ?!?!?!?

drew is in love with them

i've seen the strawberry dress clips

i wholeheartedly agree

wait so do you watch the dream smp ?

what's that ?

it has a stupid name

dReAm SmP

...i like the name

shut up.

wait i asked my roommate about it

they said they watch it a lot

i'm not allowed to call it stupid anymore :(

it's not stupid

and your roommate sounds really cool

who's their favorite ?

drew says and i quote "tubbo supremacy"

that's another stupid name

they wanna know who yours is

i hate being the middleman

i'm gogy's biggest simp

they'll know what that means

i am disgusted with you.

drew has informed me that this "gogy" is british

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