twenty-six

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my favorite thing about the internet is that my old high school group chat is finally being used after three years, and it's to discuss whether or not we'd let armie hammer eat us

i say i would

i regret learning how to read

if you make a jared, 19, reference i will drive to st. augustine and kidnap your parents

so you wanna be jared, 19 😏 ?

WAIT NO FUCK

goddamn you type fast

i'm good with my fingers ;)

🤮🤮🤮

disgusTANG

>:(

how's the crafting of mines

it's going great actually

i don't care

oh

ANYWAYS back to armie hammer

i'd let him cut off my toe anyday

you really worry me sometimes

he'd keep it in his pocket so he'd always have a piece of me 🥰🥰🥰

isn't that what love's all about ?

have you ever even fallen in love before 😑

five times a day, thank you very much

i like to think of love differently

do tell me, mr. 'I'vE hAd GiRlFrIeNdS bEfOrE'

what is love?

BABY DON'T HURT ME

baby don't hurt me

DAMNIT

whose fingers are faster now, huh punk ???

Love is a force of nature. However much we may want to, we can not command, demand, or take away love, any more than we can command the moon and the stars and the wind and the rain to come and go according to our whims.

Love is bigger than you are. You can invite love, but you cannot dictate how, when, and where love expresses itself. You can choose to surrender to love or not, but in the end, love strikes like lightning: unpredictable and irrefutable

Love is inherently free. It cannot be bought, sold, or traded. You cannot make someone love you, nor can you prevent it — not for any amount of money. Love cannot be imprisoned, nor can it be legislated. Love is not a substance, not a commodity, not even a marketable power source. Love has no territory, no borders, no quantifiable mass or energy output.

what website did you copy that from

psychologytoday.com

that's what i thought

you couldn't write that

it actually sounds smart and sweet

i am both of those things

all of the time

when have you ever been sweet to me

???

that's what i thought

hold on, bitch, i had to pull up your mugshot

you're only proving my point

your freckles look like someone put cheeto dust on your cheeks when they made you

THEY'RE NOT ORANGE SHUT UP

your gray jumpsuit makes your unknown colored eyes pop

how

my eyes are literally brown

your hair is as red as fire

do you know what fire looks like?

cause the two are not similar

fuck off, i'm trying

you suck

im never being nice to you again

that was nice ???

the nicest ive ever been to anyone

besides george

why are you treating british people better than me

there's just something about all their knife crime 😫

it really revs my engine

please get a new kink

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there's just something about making fun of them that gets me going 🥴

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there's just something about making fun of them that gets me going 🥴

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