sixty-nine

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how's clay coping while i'm gone

he's trying to be all cool when i talk to him, but i know he's pretending

You've been gone two days, and he's already trying to make Caoimhe his new bro.

shut up drew

no he is not

He fist bumped you today.

No one fist bumps their girlfriend.

shit you're right

nick you have to come back asap

i'm staying with my mom for another week and a half

she misses me

i cannot afford to be his homie

i will fly to houston myself to bring you back

Yeah, Caoimhe's supposed to be MY homie >:(

i can't be other people's homies. it would break the homie code

i have to keep my boyfriend and my homie separate

just hold on for twelve more days

i'll be back before he knows it

I don't think he's even been back to his house since you left. Not even when we leave him alone in the apartment.

i had to text his sister about feeding patches everyday

not even to game ???

Not unless you count our really intense cup pong battle that's been going on for twelve hours.

Neither of us can get the last cup, it's humiliating.

he's tweeting and texting everyone like normal

i just thought he was a little salty that i was gone

but not this much

I came home to him banging on the floor to communicate with Mr. Castillo in morse code.

why haven't we thought of that before ???

Because Mr. Castillo only knows like three English words, and they're all swears.

oh yeahhhh

Point is, he's lonely.

He was used to being with Nick 24/7.

can i pretty please bully him about this

no.

fine.

fun killer

don't make me go log into your pc again and expose you

jokes on you, i changed the password

yes, i know

it's now 'TheAxeEffect' right?

...no

Tell me that is a joke.

Please reassure me that his password is not Axe body spray's slogan.

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