If Hogwarts Had A WiFi Password(On Hold)

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(Private message:🥰That One Bitch🥰)

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
GET UR FAT ASS UP

You:
Is my ass really that big??

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
Gurl-
I didn't mean that🙄

You:
Ok but like...is it??

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
Gurl you have a Dump Truck 😙

You:
Aww thanks
Ur flatter then Earth

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
The Earth is ROUND

You:
Ur point??
Ur still flat

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
And ur still ugly😤

You:
My feelings are hurt🥲

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
Do i give a fuck??
No not one
How many fucks do I give??
ZERO
Therefore your comment is ✨Irrelevant✨

You:
Ok stop why did u wake me
in the first place

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
Oh right-
The train leaves in 10

You:
WHY DIDNT U TELL ME

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
Idk but we are all at the station
so you better hurry

You:
Your lucky I packed last night!
Man I'm about to pull a Ron and Harry
Year 2 😬

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
Be prepared with a Mrs.Weasley howler😚

You:
I'll be there in likeeee 5

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
Hurry we already found a compartment!!

You:
Sorry I'm not an early bird

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
AND I AM!?
HURRY

You:
Ok I'm apparating I go to the station!!

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
I CAN HEAR YOU PUSHING PEOPLE
STOP-USBSBHBXM
I'm WHEEZING

YOU:
Stop bullying😔
It's not ok
Walk in my shoes..

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
NO NOT THIS AGAIN!!

You:
🎶YoU goTtA...WaLK wALk wALK!🎶
🎶WalK iN tHeRe ShoEs🎶

🥰That One Bitch🥰:
I CAN HEAR YOU FROM DOWN THE
TRAIN!!SHUT THE FUCK UP

You:
No❤️

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In-Person

"You gotta WALK WALK WALK!Walk in there shoes!"I  continued to scream as I danced down the corridor of the train.I got to the Slytherin section and stopped.I looked around and everyone was staring.So I did what Any normal person does...I got out my radio from my bag and started blasting WAP.Everyone was having a great time listening.I walked down the isle bopping my head and singing, "Now from the top make it drop that's on Wet Ass Pussy.." I continued until I found the compartment that my friends were in.I look over and see Loren giving me a death stare cause I now she hates the attention from everyone.I look over at Draco who is laughing his head off with Blaise next to him.
   "Hey guys what's up." I slid into the seat next to Loren and shut the compartment door. "Oh umm nothing every thing is just great."Blaise laughs out as they both start to calm down. "So that was quite the show you put on there Ms.Flowerbel.You should have seen Lorens face she was so embarrassed for you."Blaise spills out. I look over at a very flustered Loren looking out her window. "Omg Loren you need to take more risk.I don't care what people think of me."I say hugging her from behind. "I guess your right.I don't even know why I'm like this."She giggles out.
   "Hey,where's Theo?"I questioned looking out the door to see if I can spot him. "He said he was going to the bathroom." "Oh ok."
   We sat there and talked until Theo came back. "OMG OPHELIA THAT STUNT YOU PULLED EARLIER WAS FUCKING AWESOME!"Theo congratulations me as he squeezed next to me.
   We talked for the rest of the train ride until it stop and we all stood and started to file out the compartment.I was the last one to get off.While I was walking out I almost forgot my speaker that I had left..Whoops..
   Stepping off the train I saw everyone huddled finding there parents.I looked over the crowd and try to find everyone, but I couldn't.I was about to give up,when I got a text from Ginny.
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