A/N: If you couldn't tell the titles are gonna be memes, old vine references, or just stupid shit I think off.
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"Stay where you are! You're no longer human! Under jujutsu regulation Itadori Yuuji I will now exorcise you as a curse!"
Huh...
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Shadows start to surround Megumi from underneath him in a circular motion.
Oh shit, he really is gonna exorcise him.
"No really, I'm feeling fine." Itadori puts his hands up, the black marking that were once littering his body were now fading away as if they didn't even exist in the first place.
"Besides you and I both are pretty beat up, shouldn't we see a doctor" Itadori looks over at you and lets out a sigh when he sees no serious injuries, a few scrapes here and there but you looked fine.
Megumi was going through an internal crisis trying to figure out if it was Itadori talking or Sukuna.
You were going back and forth, looking at them.
"What's the situation?"
Huh?
You've never turned around so quick, you really wished Gojo wouldn't sneak up on you guys like that...but more importantly, where the hell was he?!!
"Satoru Gojo what are you doing here?" Megumi asks obviously confused on why the hell this guy showed up now.
"Hey! I wasn't planning on showing up but you got kinda roughed up kid!"
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"I'll show the second years! Say cheese hahohahe"
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