∘₊✧──────✧₊∘
How this all began...
「 I watched the movie Not Another Teen Movie and thought to myself " LOL This would funny as a harry potter fanfiction" and here we are.
IF you haven't watched this MASTERPIECE off a film, I advise you do so you understand my writing choices and I use a lot of quotes from the movie. THE MOVIE IS REALLY CLICHÉ AND THAT'S WHAT THIS BOOK IS GOING TO BE.
Of course, you don't have too idrc. I will be adding a lot of my own things, so it's not totally like the movie.
I barely see any Ron Weasley smuts so I feel compelled to write them.
THIS BOOK IS A JOKE
∘₊✧──────✧₊∘
This story takes place in 7th year and doesn't follow the storyline of Harry Potter whatsoever (pretend Voldemort didn't exist and they are just going into another year)
↳ I don't own any of the characters except for Veronica
∘₊✧──────✧₊∘
Main Characters//
───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─────
Vᴇʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀ Dɪxᴏɴ
(Tʜᴇ Pᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ Mᴇᴀɴ Gɪʀʟ)───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─────
Dʀᴀᴄᴏ Mᴀʟғᴏʏ
(Tʜᴇ Aʟʙɪɴᴏ Fᴇʀʀᴇᴛ)───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─────
Rᴏɴ Wᴇᴀsʟᴇʏ
(Tʜᴇ ᴜɴᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ Vɪʀɢɪɴ)───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─────
Bʟᴀɪsᴇ Zᴀʙɪɴɪ
(ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ)───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─────
Pᴀɴsʏ Pᴀʀᴋɪɴsᴏɴ
(ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴇx ɢɪʀʟғʀɪᴇɴᴅ)───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─────
Cʀᴀʙʙᴇ
(ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ғᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ)───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─────
Gᴏʏʟᴇ
(ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴍʙᴀss)───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─────
Cedric Dɪɢɢᴏʀʏ
(ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɢᴜʏ)─────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─────
YOU WILL NOT LIKE VERONICA AT FIRST LMAO
THANKS FOR READING MAKE SURE 2 VOTE, COMMENT AND SHARE 🦧
YOU ARE READING
Sʜᴜᴛᴜᴘ ⇨ 𝚁𝚘𝚗 𝚆𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚢
Fanfiction**SMUT WARNING** Veronica Dixon is the top bitch at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and best friends with Draco Malfoy. Together they enjoy tormenting Gryffindors, pushing first years down the stairs =D, and ruining peoples lives (speci...