(A/N Notes: Me writing this chapter:
Yeah, definitely a bad idea)
It had already passed half a month since the battle royale event started, and Red had been going all out on PK-ing during the event
"Alright, so who's gonna be the next noob to get killed by me"
And right now he was camping, like the [Redacted] he was
"Ah! Found one, as guy nicknamed Kurito, huh? Double sword-wielding, eh?" *Readies bow*
Red then shot an arrow at the player, and immediately after he jumped down the place he was and used his acrobatics skill to slow down his descent, and once on the ground he started running toward Kurito
"Hmm... I should go to-! Woah! *Blocks an arrow*"
Then he saw a figure coming towards him at a fast speed, so he readied himself for PvP
"Parry this you filthy casual! *Shoots an arrow*
"Heh! Eas-"
*BOOM!!!*
The arrow exploded when Kurito tried to parry it
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"
"More! More! MOOOOOOOREEEEE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *Shooting more arrows*
*BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!*
And without being able to parry the explosion with his swords, obviously, he died by being explosive arrow-ed to death (A/N Notes: Pun!)
"Easy peasy lemon squeezy... And this noob didn't have anything useful with him either"
Red sighed and pressed onward to find another player to kill
Some minutes later
Red was again on top of high ground, searching for players
"I spy with my little eye... A girl with a huge shield... Definitely min/max Vit only... And with some sick skill that looks like a Hydra... ... ... Enemy spotted"
And just like last time he opened his move with an arrow, followed by a beeline run towards the player
"Huh?" *Blocks the arrow and the explosion* "Wow!"
And Red saw that the player girl managed to block his opening attack
"Looks like it's time for some Axe-ing!"
And shot another explosive arrow and he charged at the player, striking her shield as the smoke created by the explosion covered him
"Sorya!" *Successfully breaks her guard*
"Woah! Hydra!"
"Oh no!" *Jumps backward* "Pillar!
He created a rock pillar in front of him, making the middle head of the girl player miss him, while the other two heads missed him
"Let's try this then! BANZAI!!!" *Throws his Tomahawk*
His Tomahawk hit the shield and successfully froze it
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