(A/N Notes: I'll pretend I didn't see that)
Riku was playing Warship Thunder, and he was the last player in his team, against the last player of the enemy team who was using a battleship
The chat
Regia Marina Dio: Ur next, DD
Zas Enterprise: ...
Regia Marina Dio: Oh? you're approaching me? instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
Zas Enterprise: I can't torpedo the sh*t out of you without getting closer
Dio Duilio: Oh ho! Then come as close as you like
The game
*Sounds of a destroyer menacingly approaching*
*Battleship firing full salvo*
*Destroyer evading all the shells*
*Destroyer firing AP shells*
*Battleship firing a second salvo*
*Destroyer still evading all of them*
*Destroyer activating speed buff and going around the battleship*
*Battleship slowly turning its turrets*
*Destroyer already closed in*
The chat
Zas Enterprise: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
Regia Marina Dio: NANI!?
Zas Enterprise: TORPEDO! TORPEDO! TORPEDO!
The game
*Destroyer firing all her torpedoes*
*Battleship dies*
[Zas Enterprise (DD) [torpedoed] Regia Marina Dio (BB)]
Back to IRL
"That was a good game... Now that I think about it, it has already been some time since I last logged in AJ. Let's look at the forums before logging in"
Riku left the game he was playing and looked at the forums
"Oh? So the battle royale ended, only to be filled in by a gacha event?"
/You can obtain legendary or extra humanoid fairies, to help you in your battles or crafting
"Oh ho? So you think you can make me log in by turning me into a simp and whale for an in-game character?" *Picking his VR headset up*
/All day one players will receive a special premium fairy summoning crystal
"Heh! I'm already a simping whale for PNGs of cute anime girls and V-tubers" *Preparing to log in* (A/N Notes: I see, so you're a man of culture as well)
And Riku logged in as his character Red Null, and the first he noticed was that a bunch of people had pets with them
"Huh? So those are the fairies... Let's claim whatever thing I have in my mailbox"
He opened his mailbox and claimed all the apology gifts and the premium fairy summoning crystal
<Hmm? What was I doing again? The last time I logged in?> *looks at his inventory, mostly empty of crafting materials and arrows* <Ah yeah... I was going to grind for materials... ... ... Haa, fine let's go grind for the materials>
For now, he decided to postpone his fairy summoning for his more than necessary grind for materials, and it looked like it was about to rain in-game
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