Blaise: you are so fucking boring
Alex: 😡
Blaise: I'm gonna be honest with you, cos no one else will.
Blaise: any guy who says he's interested in you, beyond just fucking you
Blaise: he's full of shit
Alex: *proceeds to beat his ass*
Draco, off in the background: 👁👄👁ohmahgawd
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