𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 , 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝖻𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗍

~𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕨𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕪-𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕣~

Buddy joined the call
Clay: hello!
Tommy: hello dream!
Mads: g'day
Clay: what does that even mean mads
Mads: good day ?
Tommy: why do you abbreviate everything?
Mads: why don't YOU abbreviate everything tommy?
Tommy: well- okay you got me there
Clay: *queue tea kettle wheeze* wait let's see what you call different things
Tommy: okay? Should I join too
Mads: yeah go ahead tommy, you're British
Clay: alright perfect! So what do you guys call McDonald's?
Disclaimer: I am not American or British, so if I get something wrong, I am very sorry and am not doing it to make fun of you guys. Correct me in the comments, if I do.
Mads: maccas
Tommy: I say McDonald's
Clay: alright, hmm French fries?
Mads and tommy: chips?
Clay: no French fries
Tommy: yeah chips
Clay: no FRENCH FRIES
Mads: no *sigh* we call them chips
Clay: I'm talking about french fries, not chips idiots
Tommy: you're an actual idiot Dream! Seriously add any British person to the call and ask them
Clay: okay, Tubbos online lets ask him!
Buddy joined the call
Tubbo: hello!
Clay: Tubbo! Hi! Question for you?
Tubbo: yes?
Clay: what do you call French fries?
Tubbo: chips?
Clay: okay. Mads do you have anyone to back you up?
Mads: why are you so insistent on this dream! It's literally chips!
Clay: still
Mads: I'll call indie
I grabbed my phone and called indie
Ri-
Indie: HELLOOO
Mads: HIII! Your boyfriends being a dumbass
Indie: what'd he do?
Mads: indie, what do we call "French fries"?
Indie: chips?
Mads: I told you dream
Indie: so annoying
Clay: Indie?! What the ff- anyways! Then what do guys call chips? like the party ones
Tommy: crisps
Tubbo: crisps
Indie and mads: chips
Tubbo: so you guys call chips, chips and crisps, chips too?
Mads: yeah?
Tommy: that makes no fucking sense though!
Indie: I guess but we have ways of telling them apart
Clay: like?
Mads: well if you want "fries" then they are hot chips. Chips are just chips
Indie: now I'm craving chips with chicken salt man
Tommy, Tubbo and clay: CHICKEN WHAT?
Mads: you guys don't know what chicken salt is?
I'm pretty sure people know about chicken salt, but for the purpose of this they don't
Clay: no?
Mads: oh my goodness
Tommy: what the fuck is chicken salt?
Indie: the best thing to be created
Tubbo: so you get the salt of chicken and put it on your chips?
Mads: it isn't the salt of chicken Tubbo
Tommy: then what the fuck is it?
Indie: it's hard to explain
Indie and I were laughing out asses off at how confused the boys were. I heard multiple dings meaning people were joining the call
Indie: I gotta go now, bye mads! Bye everybody! Nice talking to you
Everyone said bye to indie and I went back to the game
George: what was happening?
Clay: we were talking about how weird Australia is
Mads: your Aussie fans are crying dream
Sam: hello!
Mads: hello Sam!
Punz: hi everybody
Tubbo: punz! Hello
Sapnap, Niki, Will And Phil joined the call as well
Phil: wait what the fucks happening?
Mads: Dream was doing like a thing were he says something and then what tommy and I would call it
Tommy: yeah! And then dream was being a fuckin idiot because he didn't know we call French fries chips
George: you didn't know that?
Clay: no?
Will: that's stupid
Tubbo: but you know what I still don't understand?
Punz: what?
Tubbo: okay wait Sam what do you call the potato things you would eat at parties?
Sam: chips?
Tubbo: okay! Phil what do we call them?
Phil: uh crisps
Tubbo: right! So Americans call chips "French fries" and then crisps "chips". We got that right
Nick: yeah?
Tubbo: MADS SAYS THAT SHE CALLS THEM BOTH CHIPS
Niki: wait do you actually?
Mads: yeah actually
Tommy: WHAT THE FUCK IS CHICKEN SALT
Mads: what we put on our chips instead of normal salt. It's just ten times better
Nick: y'all are weird as hell
Punz: what the fuck? Chicken salt
Mads: ok don't make fun of it until you have tried it. Pretty sure you can buy like a container off amazon or some shit
Clay: if I ever come to Australia, you need to get me some
Mads: bet
Niki: okay so you guys abbreviate everything right?
Mads: guess so
Tubbo: someone tell her a word! I'm intrigued
Will: what do you call the afternoon?
Mads: arvo
Sam: avo? Like avocado
Mads: PAHAHAA no sAM not avaCADOS
Punz: what do you call the places were you fill up the fuel
Mads: servo
Tommy: why does that sound like a server?
Nick: what about where you get alcohol from
Mads: bottle-o
Clay: WHAT?
Mads: oh well
Tubbo: I am so amazed! Do you guys have like another language or some thing?
Mads: nah yeah
Phil: what?
Will: is that yes or no?
Mads: that's yes
Sam: but you started it with "no"? I'm so confused
Punz: how do you say "no"?
Mads: yeah nah
Tommy: AUSTRALIANS ARE WEIRD AS FUCK
Mads: at least I have free healthcare
George: OHHHHHHHH SHE GOT YOU GUYS THEREEE
Clay: George you live in the same country as all of us idiot
George: oh..
I burst out laughing so loudly that Lannan comes into my room
Lannan: you good mate?
Mads: nOoOoOoO
Lannan: she'll be right
Mads: PAHAAA lan, tommy goes "Australians are weird as fuck" and I go "at least I have free healthcare" and George goes "oh she got you tHEREE" but he lives in the sAME COUNTRY AS THEM HAHAH
Lannan: what have you do to her? She's good as gone
Tommy: hey lazar and mads, chats telling me to ask about "Steve Irwin"
I stopped laughing almost immediately. Lannan looked at me weirdly.I looked up at him
Mads: h-he asked about Irwin
Lannan: what the-
Will: tommy, I don't think you should've asked that
Punz: who is this guy anyways?
Lannan: not a guy...
Tubbo: then?
Mads: a god, literal god
Clay: oh?
George: someone explain who this "god" is
Lannan: I'll do the honours
I nodded my head and let Lannan talk
Lannan: Steven Irwin is- was the worlds best crocodile hunter
Just then Elliot comes bursting into my room followed by the rest of click
Elliot: why are we talking about him?
Kath: which outsider asked?
Punz: oh shit
Cray: Rest In Peace
Tommy: guys I think he is dead
Lazar: yes he died 4th September 2006
Nick: you remember he date? How do you remember the date?
Bazz: Irwin was like a role model to most Australians. He was a fearless man. He was a crocodile hunter
Cray: he would handle the most venomous snakes without taking the anti-venom pot
Elliot: but sadly he died from getting stung by a sting ray
Niki: it's sounds very sad
Mads: it was niki, it was. Every single Australian remembers exactly what they were doing that day
Lannan: it's like our 9/11
George: ohhh
Will: I didn't know someone's death could be so impactful on an entire country
Mads, Lannan, Elliot, Kath, cray and bazz: REST IN PEACE IRWIN
cray: cool I'm out bye
Mads: bye
Everyone rushed out of my room, I shrugged my shoulders and mumbled into my mic
Mads: fucking bastard son of a bitch, stays when we talk about Irwin and then leaves faster then an emu can chase you down for looking at their egg
The whole call burst out laughing at my comment. I got so confused and then realised they heard me
Mads: fun fact! We lost a war to emus
Punz: did you actually?
Mads: search it up!
Phil: what! Tell me mads, what do we search up?
Mads: search up "emu war". Should come up
I heard Phil's keyboard in his mic before he started laughing
Tommy: is it actually real?
Phil: yes!
Will: no way! You guys lost a war to emus? PAHAHA
Mads: have you seen how fucking protective they get over their eggs? The second you come fucking ten metres in line with an emus egg, you're not living.
Clay: so Australia is giving me mixed emotions
Mads: it's a great country actually! Just don't come here in swoopin season
Tommy: PAHAHA IN WHAT
Mads: swooping season?
Nick: NORMAL English please
Mads: magpie mating season they start pecking at ya fucking heads. So we wear ice cream containers on top of our heads
Punz: you're fucking with us
Tubbo: YEAHH
Clay: we aren't dumb
Mads: I will shout to the about seven other aussies in the house and they will say yes
George: do it. you won't
I opened my door and rolled my chair out of my room before taking a big breath in
Mads: OI DICKHEADS! DO WE WEAR ICE CREAM CONTAINERS ON OUR HEADS IN SWOOPIN SEASON?
Aussies: YEAH?
Mads: CHEERS
I rolled my chair back into my room and heard everyone laughing again
Phil: oh god, you're going to be the death of me mads
Mads: don't say that Phil , at least make it to the full stack
Will: OP PAHAH
Tommy: AHAHA AT LEAST MAKE IT TO THE FULL STACK PAHAA
Sam: MMMMMMM YEAHHH
Clay: I'm crying oh my god
Niki: mads my stomach hurts
Nick: okay chill out for a second
Mads: I- not gonna say that nope
Will: no go ahead mads
Mads: stick your head in a freezer if you're not cool
Tommy: yeah nah, that didn't stick
Punz: yeah embarrassing
Mads: okay I'll go scream at the aussies again
That got them. I love being the funniest person alive

A/n: ello! How are you guys today? Have you eaten? Have you had water? If not then you know the drill. I am currently on holiday, so uploads might be a bit scuffed and they might also be scuffed if you read my most recent announcement. I'm still going to try and get at least two chapters of each story out in two days or so, but I'm not promising anything. Sorry for the weird upload times