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I was in the middle of eating a chip when the lights turned red and I started choking, which led me to start coughing. Indie patted my back while clay, George, nick and Will all started telling tubbo to turn the lights a different colour
Tubbo: what's wrong with red?
Tommy: yeah what the fuck
Clay: you do NOT need to know, just change it tubbOAAHAH
I was still coughing like a maniac and indie was getting concerned but still was patting my back
Indie: Mads breathe, do you need water
Mads: *cough* I'm good
Tubbo had changed the lights to a warm orange colour and I let out a sigh. We continued eating until they decided to play the guessing game
Indie: okay what do you think "Billy" means?
George: like the name?
Indie: not a name, I can tell you that
Clay: not a name, hmm is it like lake?
Indie: close, its a teapot that you use in the outback
Will: he wasn't too far off
Mads: okay what do you think "Out in Whoop Whoop" means
Tommy: hey!?
Tubbo: I think you're just messing with us, I'm gonna be honest
Mads: no seriously, it an actual thing
Will: "out in whoop whoop" does it mean like you're out in somehwere?
Mads: yeah I'd say that's pretty close it basically means "in the middle of no where"
Nick: the hell is your country
Indie: okay hm now this one you guys are definitely gonna take the wrong way but oh well
Tommy: what aren't we gonna take the wrong way
Indie: *laugh* "thong"
Sarah: INDIE?!
Indie: NO! I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT YOU GUYS WERE GONNA THINK OF IT WEIRDLY! I SWEAR IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK
George: isn't that what you guys call flip flops?
Indie: yes! George isn't a dumbass
Will: welll
Mars: okay "biccy"
Tommy: a bike?
Mads: no
Nick: a bite?
Mads: no, this is like the easiest one
Tommy: WELLWEARENTFROMYOURFUCKINGCOUNTRY
Tubbo: OH WAIT! IS IT LIKE A BISCUIT
Mads: there we go!
Tubbo: I'm gonna explain my thought process because it's a high iq one. So basically y'know your dog biscuit?
Mads: yeah?
Tubbo: well I heard you calling her biccy so I just supposed it was a shortening of her name
Mads: you're so smart tubbo
Tubbo: thank you
Clay: wait I wanna hear the most Australian sentence you can think of
Indie: oh shit, give me a second
Mads: you put me on the spot mate
Will: chat did you know that Mads has a weird obsession to snakes? Like it's weird
Mads: okay piss off
Niki: I mean snakes are cool but she got so excited over them
Mads: Niki?!
Indie: okay I think I fucking got one finally
Mads: me too, you go first
Indie: okay. This is gonna sound so fucking weird.."Oi mate that dingo took ya fucking baby. No I'm not taking the piss! Don't be a bludger and chase after it ya mongrel" I hated every single part of that
The whole group burst out into laughter and so did I
Clay: that sounded so concerning
Nick: PLEASE translate
Indie: okay um "hey guy that dingo took your baby. No I'm not lying. Don't be a lazy person and chase after it you dick"
Niki: oh!
Tommy: PAHAHAA MADS YOUR ONE PLEASE
Will: yeah go on, say yours and then I'll end stream
Mads: okay okay. " so I woke up in the morning and went out of me house to get a Bunnings snag, then I remembered that I forgot me fucking ice cream container at home and got swooped by heaps of magpies, but I still got my Bunnings snag. Then I walked past the billabong and saw a big ol' croc, Brought tears to my eyes. Then the bloke starts to chase after me so I'm like yeah nah and bolted". It makes no fu-
I was cut of by intense laughter. I think someone was gonna go into cardiac arrest
Mads: I was just so tempted to sing the song but then I was like that's a bit not original
Indie: yes the song is just immaculate, I reckon when Lannan gets home we get him to do a shoey
Sarah: a what!?
Mads: don't worry
Will: okay chat we are gonna end it here. Do you guys have any last words?
Nick: dream is a bitch
Clay: WHAHAHAT?
Tommy: YEAH SAPNAPP
Will rolled is eyes and ended his stream
We all made our way out of my room and towards the living room. I started playing with the dogs, while Niki came and joined me
Niki: hello!
Mads: hey Niki!
Niki: how are you?
Mads: I'm good! How are you?
Niki: good! I had so much fun today
Mads: I'm glad!
Niki: awww look at you, such a cute doggy! Hii, hii
Niki and I played with the dogs for a while until we both decided to go socialise. When we got to the living room, there was an open spot next to Will, so I took it. As soon as I sat down, his arm wrapped around me and pulled us closer
Clay: what are we gonna do tomorrow?
Sarah: yeah! I'm super excited
Mads: we were planning on taking you guys to madam Tussaud's ,then we could come back home relax and then go to Rashays for dinner
Nick: sounds amazing

Lan❤️

Lannan:
G'day! Ils and I are gonna be coming back on the 10th not the 15th. We got the dates wrong

Me:
Okay! How's it going so far?

Lannan:
It's been pretty straight out. I'll see you in 9 days sis . Night!

Me:
Night

George: do the rest of the click crew live in Sydney?
Mads: yeah, about 10 minutes away
George: cool!
Tommy: this house is so fucking big! Like I've gotten lost at least 10 times
Mads: big houses come with cool abilities
Tubbo: CAN YOUR HOUSE TALK
Mads: depends
Niki: what do you mean "depends"?
Clay: yeah the fuck
I unlocked my phone and connected it to the speakers before playing "Boom, Boom, Boom!". They all got so scared because they probably went expecting that
Nick: HOLY SHIT
Mads: there's more
I changed apps and turned the colour of the lights
Will: THATS FUCKING SICK
Sarah: you guys have had to had parties here before
Mads: we have had one, pretty sick party
Indie: I remember that, cray just yeeted himself off the roof
Niki: ouch! Was he okay?
Indie: he broke his arm
Clay: OH! WELL DIDNT EXPECT THAT

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