Commando app

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Your POV

Big D: okay guys you have been trained for all kinds of missions but you are about to enter a soul-bruising conference-crushing apocalyptically environment.....High school Adam Bree your glitch test results are fairly stable

Bree: yes I'm going to school

Adam: I'm fairly stable

Big D: but chase I am still concerned about your commando app

Leo and I: commando app?

Leo: put on some underpants we're going to school

Big D: no see in the face of an imminent threat chase's commando app kicks in and he becomes a a fearless brute I like to call spike it's kinda like a fight or flight thing except I took out the flight part because useless and I replaced it with a testosterone level of like a Tasmanian Devil wolverine shark lion hybrid that's mad

Chase: don't worry mr.davenport I promise that spike won't rear his ugly head

Big D: oh yea you mean like last Christmas when I made the mistake of giving Adam boxing gloves

Adam: ugh I'm still coughing up tinsel

Big D: you know letting chase go to school isn't such a good idea I can't risk spike coming out

Leo: oh come on big D

Leo and I: chase has to come

Leo: with these guys I'll finally get a prime spot in the cafeteria that's right y'all put on your coats cause I'm about to ride your tail

Adam: don't worry we'll make sure he stays out of trouble

Bree: yeah it's one for all and all for one unless of course you guys make me look bad in which case I am dropping you lame-Os

Chase: Mr.davenport I can't miss school this is the beginning of my academic achievements in career trajectory I mean the road to astronaut lawyer has to start somewhere

Big D: okay but I better not get a call from the art teacher saying that spike ripped out her larynx actually she won't be able to say anything because spike ripped out her lar-
Chase starts laughing

Big D: the point is just keep him out of trouble

Adam: hey look what I found
He punches chase in the stomach in accident
And chase falls

Adam: look I'm sorry but if he's that close to the gloves it's gonna happen
I help chase up

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Leo: ok guys That's principle Perry

Me: she has the temperament of a junkyard dog stuffed into a really bad pantsuit

Principal Perry: hey you no tongue rings in school don't try to hide it I will take a metal detector to your face

Bree: this is it my chance for romance on tv the new girl always drops her books and the cute guy with the soulful eyes picks them up
She drops her books on purpose and a teacher trips over them

Bree: oops sorry I'm new

Leo: okay your social life is determined by where you sit we can't sit at the cool table but we can be cool table adjacent

Bree: FYI Adam just sat down at the cool table

Leo: WHAT?! He can't sit there that's where the football players sit with the cheerleaders and they pride themselves on finding very clever places to stuff your pudding cup

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