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mike 🔫

helloooo
so i named you mike
is that okay?
whatever i don't care
anyways
are you sure you don't want my nudes

i'm guessing you're el
and no
i'm sure

you're guessing?
did you not put me in your contacts 😡😡😡

was i supposed to?

of course!!!!!

fine
i named you el
happy?

very
also my hook up date sucked
i remember him being better
was i too drunk to remember?

possibly

i didn't feel any pleasure
i had to fake moan
bruh it got so bad that i only came when he fingered me
only good feature he has is his long fingers

oh

yeah
but good part is i asked for more money
like excuse me my pussy is still fucking tight from all the sex i have and you give me that?

um

i made you uncomfy
but seriously tho
anyways how was your day/night/whatever

good
thanks for asking?

you should get a girlfriend

i don't need one
i just got out of a relationship

what i'm saying is you need a girl to shove it in that bitch's face
tell her she shouldn't have dumped you

well she should have
i am a nerd

mike...
she can't dump you because you're a nerd
what's the problem?
at least she got to date you
she lost someone good

you sound like you have a lot of experience in dating

um not really
only dated once
never liked anyone
don't know how it works

wait you never liked anyone?
then how could you have dated?

well you see i was young the guy was like a senior or smt
kinda got pressured
and used
end of story
that's why i don't like anyone anymore
he made me think i like him

wow
that sucks i'm sorry
wait but how did he use you?

story for another timeeeeee
back to your thing
get a girlfriend to make her jealous

i would
but no one really likes me i guess
it was hard scoring her

bruh
i'm sure a bunch of people simp over you

how would you know?
you don't even know what i look like

hey i'm quite the detective
my dads a cop
i can find out what you look like if i wanted to

well did you?

i wanted to
but if you're going to be my friend that'll be a invasion of privacy so i didn't
i wanted your consent or whatever it is