This tells the tale of (Y/N), the only male member of Team RWBY! The five of them are students at Beacon Academy, and are now thrust into bizarre adventures with their pals Team JNPR, Ruby and Yang's Uncle Qrow, and a whole bunch of other crazy char...
Ruby was trying out a new bike that she just recently got, and was riding in the city near the school! She was just enjoying the breeze, and minding her own business! But what she didn't know, was that everything was about to go pretty south for her in just a couple of seconds!
Ruby: AH! A gentle breeze! As light as day! Nothing can possibly go w-
She then trips over a bag, and falls over! Something red begins coming from it!
Ruby: Huh?! What was that just now?! Is that blood?
???: HEY YOU BRAT!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?!
A very small man approaches Ruby, and boy he isn't happy!
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Ruby: What did I do wrong sir?
???: The name is Kobayashi, Tamami Kobayashi! And I'll have you know, that that was my cat yo ran over!
Ruby began to feel extreme amounts of guilt!
Ruby: OH MY GOD! I DIDN'T KNOW! I'M SO SORRY SIR!! I'LL PAY THE BILLS, I'LL DO ANYTHING!! I PROMISE YOU, I'M VERY VERY SORRY!!!
Soon, a lock begins to appear on her chest!!
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Ruby: What the- Are you a Stand user?!
Tamami: Ha! You figured it out! This is the lock! It appears on a person, whenever they feel massive amounts of guilt! Listen here, if you manage to pay up like I don't know .... let's say 100 million dollars, then we're good.
Ruby: HOW MUCH?!
Her guilt began to make her drop to the ground in severe amounts of pain!
Tamami: Oh yeah, and did I mention that you begin to feel more and more weight the more guilt you feel?
Ruby: AAGH! IT HURTS!! THE PAIN!!!
Just then ...
You arrive alongside Yang and Okuyasu to see the bastard!
(Y/N): Hey! What do you think you're doing Shorty?!
Tamami: MY NAME IS TAMAMI KOBAYASHI GET IT-
Okuyasu: DON'T HURT RUBY YOU DICK!!
Okuyasu kicks Tamami, and knocks some of his teeth out!
Tamami: AAAAGH! MY TEETH!! YOU ASSHOLE!! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!
Okuyasu: OH CRAP! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-
A lock then appears on Okuyasu!
(Y/N): Hey wait a second!
You look at the bag!
(Y/N): This is a stuffed animal!
Yang: Yeah, and there's a tape recorder and some ketchup here!
Tamami: AH CRAP!!
The locks then disappear!!
Tamami: I GOT T-
Okuyasu: THE HAND!!
Okuyasu teleports Tamami over, and you guys grab him!
Ruby: ALRIGHT BUSTER, YOU BETTER START TALKING!
Tamami: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I WAS JUST TESTING MY NEW STAND OFF! I PROMISE I'LL BEHAVE I P-
Ruby: Well okay. I forgive you, but on one condition.
Tamami: What's that?
Soon ....
Tamami is seen making drinks for you four!
Tamami: That Strawberry Sunrise you wanted Ms. Xiao-Long?
Yang: Thanks Tamami. Keep it up!
Tamami: OF COURSE! I'M SORRY! Just don't beat me to a pulp!
Yang: I'll think about it.
Tamami: OH THANK YOU!!
Okuyasu: Oh, and don't forget! I asked you to get me that new Shonen Jump Magazine!
Tamami: Of course Sir!
Ruby: So, do you think he'll behave himself?
(Y/N): Oh I'm sure he will! And I already told Glynda and Ozpin about him. If he behaves himself, they'll let him off the hook and reward him.
