Mario Zucchero and the Soft Machine!!

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You guys had now traveled all the way down to purchase a yacht. 

Ren: A yacht? Are you sure you know what you're doing? 

Bucciarati: Of course, I know exactly where Polpo left his fortune. 

Penny: According to Harder Better Faster Stronger, Bucciarati is telling the truth. 

(Y/N): Right. But le- 

Mista: We can't choose yacht 4! Or we'll die!

Nora: What is it with you and 4? 

Mista: FOUR IS MOST UNLUCKY NUMBER!! Take it from my friends, you don't ever want to choose that! 

You and Abbacchio just glare and turn away from each other. 

(Y/N): You're such a grump you know that. 

Abbacchio: And I can't stand your face. 

Blake: Those two have been like that the whole way here. 

Yang: Tell me about it. That Abbacchio guy is hard to get along with. 

Weiss: BRAT BRAT BRAT BRAT BRAT BRAT BRAT!!! 

Narancia: BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH!!!!!

Weiss and Narancia kept arguing over and over, until they were dragged apart by Ruby and Fugo respectively!! 

Ruby and Fugo: C'mon already, knock it off. 

Soon .... 

You guys purchase yacht number 2, and sail off! 

Ruby: Aah! Fresh Italian breeze! It's so great! 

Weiss: Yeah, don't get used to it, trouble can't be far. 

Yang: And then I said, "Out with a Yang!!!" 

Mista: Okay, I don't know whether to call that comedy or just trying to hard to sound funny. 

Yang: You try being funny Mista. (stomach growls) Oh boy. Hey Narancia! Narancia!! NARANCIA!!!! 

The young delinquent lifts his headphones up. 

Narancia: What? 

Yang: Can you pass those potato chips over? I'm hungry. 

Narancia: Sure, you want a soda Yang? 

Yang: Yeah, hand me a Sprite, I want to look at the bubbles. 

Mista: Hey, I like that too. 

Nora: Hey guys look at me! 

Nora goes to the top of the yacht! 

Nora: I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!! I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!! 

Ren: NORA!!! 

Nora: Tee hee! Coming Ren! 

Abbacchio: That girl is going to give me a headache. 

(Y/N): Like you do with me? 

Abbacchio: OH WOULD YOU JUST PISS OFF ALREADY?! 

(Y/N): I could say the same to you. 

Bucciarati: Enough you two. Listen up everyone, we're heading to Capri Island, that's where Polpo hid his fortune. 

Ruby: Aye aye Bruno! 

Blake: Understood Bucciarati. 

Narancia: Ah man, this is going to take a while then. I might as well j- AGH!

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