A/N: Somehow, I feel like Deus, Viis, and Fyra have the same dynamic as Iantis, Sands, and Nine in a trio. Perfect, it's my new headcanon so that I can insert incorrect quotes easier. And this chapter is only gonna be about Deus, Viis, and Fyra because I don't remember much about the other originals except for Sita. You're welcome for the pun in the title, btw.
Deus: I think Fyra is poisoning me.
Viis: Hmm? How so?
Deus: Whenever I think about her getting hurt, my muscles start to tense and my mind keeps racing.
Viis: She's not poisoning you, that just means you care about her.
Deus: . . .
Deus: That bitch.
Deus: I'm a bad bitch! I don't take shit from anyone! No one can tell me what to do, I work alone!
Fyra: Well, I can't just leave that dumbass behind.
Deus: Don't tell me Atlas doesn't like me.
Deus: Let him be an adult and come fight me himself.
Deus: Tell him I'll be waiting in the parking lot.
Viis: Sorry for all the chaos, but I needed attention.
Deus: Why apologize when you're not sorry at all?
(Actually, the quotes above could work vise versa for the both of them.)
Deus: Somedays, I feel like an ant in a microwave on Out-of-Touch Thursday.
Viis: I would love to study you.
Deus: Don't worry, I feel fine.
Fyra: You were stabbed! We need to get you to Viis immediately!
Deus: I've been stabbed before.
Fyra: YOU DON'T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, DIPSHIT!
Fyra: Deus is at that stage in life where he only thinks about one thing.
Viis: Women? Drugs? A will to live?
Fyra: Homicide.
*After Viis's fight with Atlas*
Viis: How did you find me?
Deus: Well, I saw a big explosion and thought 'Now, who could that be?'
Deus: I prevented a murder today.
Fyra: Really? You? How?
Deus: Self-control.
Fyra: Yeah, homicide is cool, but have you had mental stability for 48 hours?
Viis:
Viis: Are you doing okay?
Fyra: Take a wild guess.
Deus: Do you know what I just realized?
Viis: That some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Deus: Nice try, bastard. Anyways—
Fyra: I've grown.
Viis: Not really.
Fyra: As a person, dumbass.
Viis: I wasn't done talking!
Deus: I was done listening.
Viis: How did you get in?
Deus: I used your back door.
Viis: I don't have a back door!
Deus: You do now!
Fyra: DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date.
Fyra: Rip the door off its hinges.
Fyra: Use the door to fight off other women.
Fyra: Establish dominance.
Viis: I'm really starting to see why you're still single.
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