Hinalea: Wake me up...
Iantis: Before you go, go!
Sands: When September ends.
Lato: WAKE ME UP INSIDE—
Hinalea: So, will you go on a date with me?
Lato: Give me some time to think about it.
*half an hour later*
Lato: I've thought hard and I've decided that, yes, I will marry you.
Hinalea: Ever since you joined us, all you do is eat, sleep, and complain about life!
Sands: That's not true. There's something I do more often.
Hinalea: Oh yeah? And what's that?
Sands, pointing to Iantis: Him.
Hinalea: *just sleeping*
Lato, in a low voice: She's so cute, I could just eat her out.
Sands, appearing behind him: Excuse me.
Lato: Up. Eat her up. I meant up.
Sands: No, no you didn't.
Deus: But who can I trust?
Fyra: Yourself?
Deus, scoffing: No.
*At Yellowjacket Gala*
Sands: We both look very handsome tonight.
Iantis: Y'know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said "So do you."
Sands: I couldn't take that chance.
Hinalea: Why can't trees give off something important like WiFi or something??
Nine: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
Hinalea: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?
Lato: Babe, it's four in the fucking morning.
Lato: I'm cooking for you tonight.
Hinalea: That's sweet, but are you sure that's a good idea? You looked really creepy with singed off eyebrows last time.
Iantis: What are you drinking?
Sands: Vodka.
Iantis: Straight?
Sands: No, I'm gay.
Iantis: Boys are automatically 20x cuter with hoodies on.
Nine: But Sands always has a hoodie on, though?
Iantis: Did I fucking stutter?
Iantis, knocking on Sands's door: Knock knock.
Sands: New door, who dis?
Viis, interviewing: So, tell me about yourself.
Rosco: No thanks, I kinda need this job.
Nine, grocery shopping with Sands: Do you have a dragon?
Sands: I wish. I just have trail mix and half a bottle of vodka.
Hinalea: ... And then, Lato told me to be more mature.
Iantis: And what did you say?
Hinalea: I couldn't speak, my mouth was full of 30 gummy bears.
Deus: I've just inhaled an entire can of Frebreze and I'm tripping balls right now.
Fyra: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
Viis: Better question is, how is he not dead?
Viis: The next person to say "weird flex but okay" is going to get a punch to the face.
Fyra: Preposterous boast but alas...
Sands: Are you a dom or a sub?
Nine: I love Dominos and Subway, but it really just depends on the night and what I'm feeling.
Deus: I don't help anybody nor do I care. Nobody tells me what to do.
Fyra: Deus, I need help making the food!
Deus: Coming, bitch.
Deus: At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.
Fyra: Coconut.
Viis: I think we both have different definitions of what a mammal is, but I can't say I disagree with you.
Deus: It's only illegal if you get caught!
Viis: I can, and will, turn you in.
Fyra: Not if I can help it, Viis.
Fyra, giving Deus a pep talk: You're like asthma!
Deus:
Fyra: You take people's breath away!
Fyra: Literally! When you crush their windpipes!
Deus: :/ ——> :)
Hinalea: Iantis, no!
Iantis, standing still: What?!
Hinalea: Force of habit. Nine, no!
Nine: Not me either.
Hinalea: Sands?
Sands: Nope.
Hinalea: Then who lit the kitchen on fire?!
Lato: *silently sweating in the corner*
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