Atlas, tired af: I have had... a week.
Nine: Yes, that is how time works.
No one:
Atlas: That awkward moment when you're too tired to live but too busy to commit suicide.
Vesta: Hey Atlas, wanna hear a joke?
Atlas: ...Sure.
Vesta: A stress-free, happy life.
Atlas: I don't get it?
Vesta: I know, you're welcome.
Nine: Atlas, has anyone ever told you that they love and appreciate you?
Atlas: Are we including family?
Nine: Of course!
Atlas: Then no.
Nine:
Atlas:
Nine: Well, I love and appreciate you! :)
Atlas: ... :) I love and appreciate you, too.
Nine: How come feet smell, and noses run?
Sands:
Sands: Oh my lord.
Iantis: You're clearly straight from hell!
Sands: No, I'm clearly gay from hell.
Viis: I should write a book with a list of reason why I'm the best person alive!
Fyra: Why would anybody buy a blank book?
Sands: Accents are just mouth fonts.
Nine: Wow, really?
Iantis: Can you stOP—
Deus: Why the hell are you looking at me through a fork?
Viis: I'm pretending you're in jail.
Deus: Why?
Viis: It's spiritually healing.
Sands, to Hinalea: What, in your opinion, is the height of stupidity?
Hinalea, turning to Iantis: How tall are you?
Deus: Oh no, I dug up the wrong grave.
Viis: A grave mistake.
Deus:
Viis:
Deus:
Viis:
Viis: I don't like this dead silence.
*fighting Deus at Yellowjacket Gala*
Sands: Damn it, he's invincible! How are we going to get out of this?
Iantis: By the skin of our teeth.
Nine: I didn't know human teeth had skin.
Viis: The hatred will sizzle out.
Deus: False.
Deus: I will boil in rage until the day I die.
Deus: You call it "really bad at darts", but I call it freestyle acupuncture.
Fyra: Deus, you need to take me to Viis, please, I'm BEGGING you.
Hinalea: Cheating on me is easy, but learning how to walk after I slice the tendons in your legs is hard. Do you see what I'm saying?
Lato: Yes ma'am.
Iantis: What are you doing?
Sands, laying bundled up on the couch: I think I'm dying. But, then again, this 104 fever may be clouding my judgement.
*after the Gala*
Fyra: Deus, are you alright?
Deus: Yeah..
Fyra: But you don't look alright.
Deus: Then stop looking, bitch.
Sita: OH MY LORD, WHY ARE BLEEDING SO MUCH?!
Atlas: Just came back from a fight, no biggie.
...
Nine: *gets a paper cut*
Atlas: That's it. I'm calling an ambulance.
Viis: What are you drinking?
Deus: Tea.
Viis: Ooo.. What kind?
Deus: Uhh... tea-quila
Sands: Someone here, I won't say who, is being an idiot.
Nine and Iantis, at the same time: Who?!
Lato: Just don't touch anything.
Hinalea: Okay!
Hinalea after Lato leaves: I'm gonna touch everything.
Fyra: Awww, you remembered!
Deus, internally: Of course I remembered, I care about you.
Deus, externally: Lucky guess, or some shit.
Viis: So, what do y'all peasants wanna eat?
Deus: The souls of the innocent.
Fyra: A bagel.
Deus: No!
Fyra: Two bagels.
*Alt. Ending to the fight at Yellowjacket Gala*
Sands: Slap me, as hard as you possibly can.
Deus: We were fighting, but now you've made it weird, you kinky bitch.
Sands: Sorry, sorry, you're right. You're not stupid.
Iantis: You... never said I was stupid.
Sands: Well, not out loud.
Iantis: I wish someone would take me out.
Sands, pumping a shotgun: Your wish is my command.
A/N: I've kinda lost motivation for this book, and I got into other comics/mangas/manhwas. I really suggest Solo Leveling and Tomb Raider King for action, adventure, and fantasy lovers. Got OP MCs and lovable characters, too. :D
I'll try to update this whenever I have the motivation and the time, since testing is coming up and my patience is running thin :,)
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