One direction groupchat

7

Hazza: guys I have something to show you-

Lima bean: so do I..but you go first.

Hazza: thanks liam

Hazza:

Hazza: this photo of Louis exists

Boobear: HAZ I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERENT GONNA SHOW ANYONE

Hazza: OOPS WRONG GROUPCHAT- I FORGOT YOURE IN THIS ONE

Boobear: YOU GUYS HAVE A GROUPCHAT WITHOUT ME?

Hazza: where else do you think I tell the others Everything you do.

Boobear: HAROLD. you're sleeping on the couch-

Hazza: nooo. I'm sorry, I love you 🥺

Boobear: 🙄

Nialler: anywaysssss Liam what did you wanna show us?

Lima bean:

Lima bean: look at my baby🥺🥺

Nialler: okay cool. Anyways, next topic.

Boobear: Niall don't ruin the moment. They're adorable :)

Zaynie: liams adorable 🥺

Hazza: I need more ziam pictures. It's my new life style

Nialler: I need more Larry photos to post on my not so secret Larry account on Instagram

Boobear: what-

Lima bean: as if you doing have one Louis

Nialler: send them in

Hazza: no❤️

Nialler; fine then be like that. I'll just go find them myself🙄

Boobear:

Boobear: here you go Niall. A 2 hour long video about us :)

Nialler: thanks boobear

Hazza: hey! Only I get to call him that.

Boobear; calm down haz.

Zaynie- anyways the new album come out on 2 weeks. IM SO EXCITED

Lima bean: Zayn stop squealing

Boobear: SKXJWID I CAN JUST IMAGINE ZAYN TYPING THAT AS HES SQUEALING

Hazza: adore you in the best song on the album

Zaynie: no befour is

Nialler: no nice to meet ya is

Boobear: no always you is

Lima bean: no Polaroid is

Hazza: okay but like sweat is actually the best song

Zaynie: I agree

Boobear: Zayn didn't you say you wrote that song while staring at liam

Lima bean: what 🧍‍♀️

Zaynie: uhh😳

Zaynie: gotta Zayn 🏃‍♂️

Boobear: "Let me touch you where you like it. Let me do it for ya" like come on now-

Nialler: "Oh, I could get lost in a heartbeat. I can get lost in your body. Can't take my eyes off you, baby. Let me love you, baby" seriously Zayn-

Hazza: I think it's pretty obvious the things he wants to do to you liam 😌

Zaynie: stooooppppp there's obviously no truth to that...obviously

Boobear: I said the same thing when I was denying Larry rumours and here we are..happily married for the past 6 years

Hazza: yep :)

Lima bean: Zayn..would you like to explain what sweat was about

Zaynie: I'll explain later 😏

Nialler: woah woah woah...dang Zayn-

Boobear: well I guess we all know who bottoming

Hazza: well have fun lads

Nialler: but not to much fun. We don't need a pregnant Zayn.

Hazza; we can get pregnant!? Louis can we have a child🥺🥺

Boobear: no, haz, you can't get pregnant.

Hazza: :(

Hazza: I wanna a child though :(

Boobear:  no.

Hazza: :(

Boobear: haz we are so busy. We can't take care a child right now.

Hazza: yes we can.

Boobear: no we can't.

Hazza: fine.

Boobear: when we get older we'll think about it

Hazza: I'm literally gonna be 40 and you'll still be like "HaZ wErE so BuSy"

Boobear: 🙄