One direction groupchat

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Boobear: can someone please explain to haz that he can't have a child.

Hazza: I want a baby :(

Zaynie: Harold, Harry, Hazza, hazzie, haz, H. We love you so much, but it's not possible for you to get pregnant. As much as we would love for you to have a child, you can't.

Boobear: great now he's crying.. I'll be back.

Zaynie: sorry Hazza.

Lima bean: why don't you just adopt a kid.

Nialler: because we have to go on tour next year

Lima bean: oh yeah..

Hazza:

Zaynie: are you okay haz?

Hazza: no

Zaynie: don't worry, haz. As you get older you'll be able to adopt kids and actually have a family with Louis.

Hazza: really 🥺

Boobear: of course my love 😌💖

Hazza: thanks boo 🥺🥺

Nialler: okay enough of this sappy shit-

Lima bean: we need to find Niall a girlfriend or something

Zaynie: someone call Shawn (Mendez)

Lima bean: or Lewis (Capaldi)

Nialler: they're literally straight-

Zaynie; sure they are.

Nialler: I don't need anyone. I'm fine being single, it's kinda fun actually.

Zaynie: how?

Nialler: cause I don't have to worry about having my heart broken by anyone 😌

Lima bean: true I guess

Zaynie: anyways guys I'm going back to sleep bye.

Boobear: it's 12 in the afternoon

Zaynie: okay and? A king needs his beauty sleep. How else do you think Im so beautiful Lewis-

Boobear: you're not even that hot-

Lima bean: yes he is. He's actually extremely hot.

Boobear: not compared to Harry

Lima bean: he's hotter than Harry🙄

Boobear: no ones hotter than Harry

Zaynie: except for me of course

Boobear: fine whatever.

Lima bean: where even is Harry

Boobear: he went to sleep

Zaynie: seNd pIcS or ItS noT hApPenIng

Boobear: I know you did not just-

Zaynie: send them Now.

Boobear:

Zaynie: but then you tell me it's to late to go to sleep🙄🙄

Boobear: he's my husband-

Zaynie: and you're my friend

Boobear: I thought we were best friends

Zaynie: me and Niall are best friends

Boobear: who said you couldn't have more than one best friend

Zaynie: me. Now shut up FRIEND so I can go to bed also with my beautiful husband Liam James payne-Malik.

Boobear: omg you have both last names

Zaynie: are you dumb-

Boobear: Harry took my last name

Nialler: I'll tell you what Sherlock homes, you are unbelievable

Zaynie: my last name is payne- Malik And so is Liams

Nialler: and my last name is Horan.

Boobear: no one asked Niall.

Nialler: fine...I'll go text Lewis then

Boobear: have a blast lad.