One direction groupchat

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*2 weeks later*

Zaynie: TOMORROW WERE GETTING OUR BABIES 😭

Lima bean: IM SO EXCITED

Zaynie: IM FINALLY GONNA BE A DAD

Hazza: lucky. I still have to wait 6 more months

Zaynie: it'll go by faster than you think...

Boobear: aww you guys are gonna be the first parents of one direction🥺🤚

Hazza: your children are gonna be so spoiled

Zaynie: yes they are 😌🤚

Lima bean: I literally can't wait. I'm seriously going to have two beautiful children in my life now.

Nialler: that's amazing

Hazza: how are you and Lewis doing, Niall?

Nialler: we're doing good, thanks

Hazza: that's good..

Nialler: yeah-

Zaynie: I'm literally going to be a dad in less than 24 hours🥺

Lima bean: I know🥺

Boobear: don't forget to give us attention also🙄

Lima bean: as if I'm gonna forget all about you 🙄🤚

Zaynie: don't worry we will

Boobear:
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Zaynie: anyways imagine our children find our music one day

Boobear: KHAI AND BEAR ARE GONNA LISTEN TO SWEAT AND BE LIKE 'damn this is what my parents do when we're not here"

Nialler: or windowsill

Hazza: NWODIWD THEYRE GONNA BE SO CONFUSED

nialler: then they're gonna find out we're all in a band together and we wrote so many songs about sex😭🤚

Zaynie: that's so embarrassing 😭

Boobear: they're gonna listen to Best song ever and think it's a song about dancing and having fun but in reality it's about banging each other

Hazza: Jezzy 💀🤚