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I never thought I would see Mr. Obama again. I was wrong. (gasp)
When I walked into my college campus course, the principal was in there.
"Hello, students of Piss Kink Community College. I have an important announcement to make. You have a new teacher! Please welcome Professor Obama"
Everyone clapped.
I gasped out loud, and because nobody heard it, I gasped again even harder until I was practically wheezing.
That's when Mr. Professor Obama looked my way. He winked.
Well, it was kind of a wink. Half of his face scrunched up and both of his eyes closed. I'm sure he's just bad at winking. Pretty sure his tongue stuck out too.
Wowee. He's so damn sexy.
Oh my god what am i thikning ?? i cant have a crush on my professor let alone a man !
I sighed and this one kid next to me laughed.
"HAHAHHA WHAT A STUPID LOSER YOU LOOK STUPID" he yelled and pointed at me.
I cracked my knuckles and the whole class waited in anticipation for my response.
I looked at him and raised an eyebrow.
He started to fidget under my excruciating gaze.
"Well," I chuckled. "I would roast you but my mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash."
THE WHOLE CLASS ROARED OH MY FUCKING GOD and everyone clapped and cheered for me, some kids patted me on the back, they declared me King of Piss Kink Community College, the bully started crying, obama was there,
After they had hoisted me up on their shoulders the bell rang for the class to end.
"Stay behind, Oh Sangwoo." Mr. Professor Obama's sexy voice rang out. He let out a moan after it disguised as a cough to let me know what was about to happen.
"Did he just moan" a student whispered on her way out of the classroom.
"No you saggy testicle that was a cough" A highly intelligent human responded.
I slowly inched my way over to Mr. Professor Obama. "Hey Mr. Professor Obama," I said nervously.
"I thought I told you to call me Barack," His sultry voce responded.
"I'm sorry Mr. Obama," I responded without thinking. Oops!
He growled and then howled like a wolf.
"If you call me anything other than Barack again," he growled, "Daddy's gonna punish you."
Oh yes daddy.
"Okay Mr. Obama." WHAT THE FUCK WHY CANT I STOP CALLING HIM MR OBAMA
suddenly Barack pounced on me. He shoved his dick against mine and nibbled ferociously on my ear.
I let out wild moans as he ravaged my hearing organ.
"MR OBAMA YES RIGHT THERE OH MY GOD YES"
"CALL ME BARACKKKKKKKKKKK" HE SPAT OUT
Suddenly he turned to my face and spat in my mouth.
"Hm. Barack, why does this taste like garlic?"
Mr. Obama stopped. He suddenly looked very nervous.
"tell me why, Barack." I was angry he was hiding things from me.
"ᶦ ʷᵃˢ ᵉᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵉ ʰᵃᵈ ᵍᵃʳˡᶦᶜ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ" he said very quietly.
"What? Speak up Brack."
"ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴᴇ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ɢᴀʀʟɪᴄ ᴘᴜssʏ" he said a little louder.
"WHAT BARACK SPEAK UP"
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"WHAT THE FUCK I CANT READ THAT" I SCREAMED AT HIM
"I was eating out this one chick and she had garlic pussy." He finally said.
I gasped and hot tears dripped down my face. "How could you? I thought we were exclusive."
"I'm so sorry, Sangwoo. It just happened. She was too sexy."
"Sexier than me?" I cried.
"That's a pretty low bar" He responded.
I sniffed and held back a choking sob. "Goodbye Barack. No wait... Goodbye Mr. Obama."
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