Augustus Gloop, A Diary Entry From Wednesday Adams

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{blood, monsters}

Dear Diary,

Augustus Gloop is acting up again. I have a feeling that we are going to have to cook some bread soon. I have been feeding him sugar behind Mom's back so this loaf will be extra sweet. Last time we cooked a loaf of bread from Augustus he got sad and we had to feed him extra. I hope we can cook the loaf today for dinner. I also hope he doesn't shred my new sheets. They have actual blood on them. I love them so much. My dad got them for me because I had my death day. Sadly this year was not the year. I can't wait for the bread. It is also Augustus Gloop's 27th month. This is the longest I have ever been able to keep my starter from trying to kill us no matter how much we cut off to bake. I wonder if it is because I always feed them a lot.

-Wednesday Adams

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