INCORRECT BAPA / VOLTSTORM

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*Bose on his phone at 2AM*:
Jeez a woman in North Dakota strangled her boyfriend to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?
*Chapa trying to sleep*:
Yes.

*Villain on the phone: We have her.
Brainstorm: Who?
Villain: We have your girlfriend. Volt.
Brainstorm: Ohhhh
Villain: ?
Brainstorm: Yea you don't have her. She has you. Good luck with that. >Hangs up

Chapa: You can't solve every problem with a stupid SONG!
Bose: I can, I have, and I will!

*Volt zapping villain across the room*:
And that's for hurting my boyfriend!
*Brainstorm cutting in*:
Wait, we're finally dating?
Volt: I don't know! I'm still mad at you.

Bose: I think I pulled a muscle.
Chapa: You can't pull what you don't have.

Bose: I JUST ATE 20 PURE SUGAR PACKETS
Chapa: What the heck?! What were you thinking?!
Bose: ...
Bose: I wasn't
Chapa: Well, makes sense

Bose: My only talent is breathing
Chapa: You have asthma, moron

Chapa: Bose texted me "your adorable" so I texted him back and said "no YOU'RE adorable."
Chapa: And now we're dating, we've been on six dates.
Chapa: All I did was point out a typo.

*Chapa texting Bose*: Hey answer your phone!
*Bose texting back*: Ok, just give me a sec I can't find it
Chapa: Ok
Chapa: ...
Chapa: Whyyy