INCORRECT BAPA / VOLTSTORM

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Bose: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Chapa: I do have a sense of humor you know
Bose: I've never heard you laugh before
Chapa: I've never heard you say anything funny

Chapa: When I said "bring me back something from the beach", I meant like a seashell or something!!!
Bose, holding a struggling seagull: Well, you should have said that!

Bose: Chapa says 'I love you' weird.
Mika: How?
Bose: Watch this. Chapa, I love you.
Chapa, with 0 hesitation: i'd kill for you.

News Reporter: Two people have reportedly broken into the facility completely by themselves.
Ray: What idiots.
News station, showing live footage of Bose and Chapa sprinting into the building:
Ray: Wait, those are my idiots–

Bose: I've lied to every girl I ever said "I love you" to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and I realized I've never been in love before.
Chapa: Aw. I didn't know that.
Bose: Yeah it was eating me up inside. So I called them individually and said "I never loved you."
Chapa: Okay, that seems unnecessary.

Bose: I heard you have a crush on me.
Chapa: What -
Bose: Do you have a crush on me?
Chapa: Bose, we're dating.
Bose: And?
Chapa: *sigh* I have the biggest crush on you.

Bose: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Chapa: Thank you.
Bose: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Chapa: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

Charlotte: I'm cold.
Henry: Want my jacket?
Bose: I'm cold too.
Chapa: Want me to set you on fire?

Bose: *Kisses Chapa on the cheek*
Chapa: What was that?
Bose: Affection! :)
Chapa: Disgusting
Bose:
Chapa: Do it again.

Bose: *Holding cup* Honey?
Chapa: What?
Bose: ...
Miles: *Snickering* He asked if you want honey in your tea
Chapa: Oh...
Bose: Yup
Miles: *Amused snorting*