Ight so since I'm slower than a fucking snail I thought I migiht as well talk to y'all because my bitchass is fucking bored.
First let's talk the boys pp sizes that I posted a while back- I see y'all saying the average size is 5-6 inches and trust me when I say I literally couldn't care less about size just make sure we satisfied 🥶 the only reason I called Levi and Belphie smalk is because tech they are???? Demons are built hella fucking different especially since literally all of them are big boys like Beel (psssst Beel ily hmu on Valentine's Day pls)
Second this event made me a little sad ngl. We didn't get any really romantic moments and it was all watch the house go into chaos 🙁 it wasn't my favorite but Beel is cute as always so that's a +1 ALSO I HAVENT GOTTEN ANY CARDS YET BECAUSE I FORGOT TO SAVE HELP PLS IM SORRY BEEL I LOVE YOU IM TRYING
third honestly how are y'all ? School is being a total bitch to me and I honestly fuckinf hate everything about this world rn except for my friends and obey me. It's probably not normal but I deadass would do anything to go to devildom and hold Beel. He really makes me happy ☹️☹️
Btw this is all a vent free zone! If you needa just rant or talk your shit in the comments go ahead, I'll try to talk to y'all if I can too because I love you all.
Kisses darlings and don't forget to make everyday Stan Asmo day

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