Mammon once liked this girl who he thought was the best person in the world.
He was too much of a tsundere to say that he liked her, so he decided to use a pickup line he thought was cool. (it wasn't cool)
"Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz jer-makin-me-crazy."
The girl slapped him for being so rude
"That is literally so offensive Mammon, just 'cause I'm black doesn't mean I am Jamaican."
(he was really confused)
Asmo was going to meet someone at the cafe when he hears the worst pick up line he had heard in his life.
He then heard a deafening slap and decided to wait to see who the hell made said that disgusting line. (blackmail purposes)
That was when he learnt that Mammon didn't know how to flirt with people he actually liked.
(the girl was MC)
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