𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 , 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝖻𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗍

~𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕪-𝕗𝕚𝕧𝕖~

Mads: I don't want you to gooo
Will: then come live with me
Mads: what?
Will: come to America and live with me
Mads: hmm maybe not live with you but stay there for a bit
Will: *gasp* yay
Mads: turn left
Will: I'm your human gps
Mads: you're not techno, but it'll do
Will: I'm wayyy better than techno
Mads: you're not wronggg
Will: you can just say that I'm awesome
Mads: you're awesome
Will: thank you madsss
Mads: you're welcome willll
Will: help systems melting
Mads: oh no!
I gave him a kiss on his cheek
Will: systems melting even more
Mads: sorry! How can I stop your systems from melting
Will: stop being so cute and adorable
Mads: oh um, I'll just stay quiet then
Will: nooo talk to me, I'm okay now
Mads: hii willl
Will: hiii madsss
Mads: you can put me down now, my leg feels better
Will: no
Mads: what?
Will: no sweetheart
Mads: why?
Will: because I don't wanna put you down
Mads: fair enough
We continued walking and soon enough we reached he place we wanted to eat
Mads: Will
Will: yes?
Mads: we are here
Will: and?
Mads: you can't carry my into the restaurant
Will: watch me
Mads: please don't
Will: I'm only joking
Will lowered himself and I got off his back. It look me a while to get my legs working again, but soon enough I got them working and everyone else finally got here
Mads: you guys took so fucking long
Niki: well I'm sorry that you were being escorted here by a 6'5 giant
Mads: oooop- pop off Niki
Niki: thank you, thank you
Indie: lets go eat bitchesss
We all walked inside and took a seat. The waiter soon came and took our orders and then we waited for our food
Tubbo: y'know I sometimes wish the purge was a real thing
Will: tubbo that was so out of the blue
Tommy: yeah it's just silence and then "y'know I sometimes wish the purge was a real thing"
Mads: true, but I agree with you tubbo
Tubbo: exactly! Like you ever have beef with someone? The purge is the thing for you!
Indie: god theres so many people I would want to murder
Mads: I can already think of a few that we have in common
George: should we be scareddd
Indie: yeah nah, none of are on the list...
Mads: ....yet
Nick: yet?! The fucks that supposed to mean
Mads: don't worry
Tommy: have you ever done drugs?
Mads: depends on what you count as drugs
Clay: what! What! WHAT?
Indie: depends on what you count as drugs
Tommy: what have YOU done?
Indie: what was it called? Umm oh! Shrooms
Sarah: WHY?
Mads: sssh sssh, keep it down
Sarah: *gasp* it's illegal isn't it
Mads: we actually don't know
Clay: why would you do that if you didn't know?!
Mads: I don't know
Indie: plus we literally didn't even have that much
Tubbo: how many DID you have?
Mads: umm.. like around four
Will: okay that's not that much shared
Mads: each
Clay: MADS AND INDIE
Indie: SHES JOKING JESUS CHRIST! We shared one small one, calm yourselves
George: my heart! Wait...you're not addicted are you?
Mads: oh noooo you found out my secret addiction
Indie: don't tell him about the bags of shrooms stored in your basement. George we aren't stupid, of course we aren't addicted, the fucks wrong with you
Mads: well everything but-
George: rude much
Mads: boy I will slap you all the way to Tasmania
Will: BAHAHAA , I love how he wouldn't know what it is
Nick: awww poor Georgie
George: shut up! It's not like you don't know what it is either!
Mads: this is teaaa
Indie: mhm
Niki: George be exposing himself and others
George: I can only really expose nick and clay
Tommy: go on then
George: nooo, I'm not that mean
Niki: we can all expose each other!
Tubbo: niki! What the hells gotten into you?
Mads: I like this new niki, she's very bold
Niki: thank you!
Sarah: I really love how, we could literally say one word and we would understand each other but the boys would be like " what the fuck are they saying?"
Indie: trueeee
The food came and we all started to eat while we continued chatting
Mads: I'm still down for nikis idea though
Clay: okay only if what we say in this conversation STAYS in this conversation
Will: duh, we aren't idiots big man
Tommy: AHHAA GO WILL
*disclaimer* none of the things I am going to say are true about the cc's, so don't think they are. Thank you
George: I'll go first! I'm gonna expose two people
Nick and clay: Fuck.
George: ehehe, I have so much power. Okay clay used to have a crush on one of his friends sisters
Mads: OOOF
Indie: Holy fuck George! Didn't have to go that hard
Clay: okay fuck you
George: and nick, he used to sleep with a stuffed animal until he was 18
Clay: what a loser
Niki: okay and? I still sleep with a stuffed animal, they're great cuddling buddies
Sarah: niki is on sassy mode today and I LIKEY
Nick: SEEE! It's normal
Clay: I got awesome ones! For two people as well
Nick and George: great
Clay: not too long ago, George came up to me for relationship advice
Tubbo: I see you gogy
Clay: *wheeeezeee* and well I don't have like any good ones for nick other then he is a BIG softie for his mum
Sarah: awww we love a mommas boy
Nick: exactly!
Indie, clay, will and I just looked at each other and smiled
Nick: my turn bitches! George sends us selfies every day before he streams and asks us to rate him out of 10
Will: yo George that's fucked up man
George: I'm simply asking a question
Will: okay so you can ask your friends but when I ask you, you say "well it's not really my place to say"
Mads: get his ass will
Tommy: you fucked up
Nick: when we were younger, clay used to call me every time there were thunderstorms because he HATED them, still does
Clay: that's just a fear though
Indie: poor dreamie is scared of thunder
Mads: bitch you're scared of fucking ants, the fuck you on about?
Indie: you're scared of spiders!
Mads: okay and?
Tommy: they both said no remorse
Will: wait for your turn ladies
Tubbo: like that didn't count?!
Mads: oh Tubbo, we can do much worse
Tubbo: tommy I'm scared
Tommy: I am too Tubbo
Tubbo: is it my turn?
Niki: mhm
Tubbo: well I only know tommy well enough to expose him, sorry tommy
Tommy: it's fine, I have one for you and will
Will: what?
Tubbo: okay so tommy once called me and told me that one of his woman friends saw his streams and was like super pissed at him when he said "just killed a woman feeling good"
Tommy: okay no no, Tubbo-
Mads: what'd she do after?
Tubbo: if I remember correctly, she stopped talking to you?
Clay started to wheeze, while we all broke out into laughter. Most of us had finished our food, so now we were just chatting
Tommy: okay if you wanna play that way Tubbo
Tubbo: oh fuck, don't go hard on me
Tommy: George I see what you mean, I feel so very powerful
George: right!
Tommy: I'm not gonna say who, but we were playing a game together with other people that you may or may not know. Then once the game had finished, Tubbo called me and was like screaming at me about how annoying this one person was and I was like "I never thought you were ever gonna be mean Tubbo"
Tubbo: okay, at least you didn't tell them the persons name
Sarah: Tubbo?! You can be mean?
Mads: he is just like niki, full of surprises
Clay: okay you had one for Will?
Will: bruh what the fuck
Tommy: oh yes! Thank you for reminding me dream. Phil and I were in a call one night and this motherfucker joins and full out says "dad, I'm in the middle of no where and very drunk , can you bring tommy and pick me up please?"
Will: no, fuck off
Tommy: then you proceeded to have a fit because we didn't come to pick you up. Thank you whoever helped you get home
Will: yes his name is mark and he is a very good friend of mine
Mads: AHAHAHAA NO I CANT-
Indie: DAD IM DRUNK AND LOST AHAHA
Will: yeah yeah laugh it out
Clay: we will PAHAHAA*wheeze*
Niki: my turn! Sarah has a crush on a guy she met two months ago
Sarah: niki! What the hell?!
Again Indie, clay, will and I just looked at each other, then to nick , then to sarah and then back to each other
Sarah: if you wanna play rough, I'll give you rough
Will: this is getting toxicccc
Tubbo: I like ittt
Sarah: nikis spent a night in jail
Mads: *cough* what? I'm sorry?
Nick: what now?
Niki: moving on! Indie your turn
Indie: awesome!
Mads: I'm already getting ready to stab you with a knife
Indie: mads went to a party once and got flat out drunk within thirty minutes
Mads: I literally- why that one out of everything
Clay: I mean it wasn't that bad compared to others
Mads: yes Indie thank you so much for being a goddess to me
Indie: you're welcome!
Mads: okay lemme think! I don't think I can say that one or you will hate me
Indie: there's a lot you can say that will make me hate you
Clay: just say it
Nick: who cares if she hates you
Mads: me!
Indie: whisper it into my ear
Mads: that ruins- okay never mind
I whispered what I wanted to tell them and she started laughing and gave me the go ahead
Mads: okay! So miss indie, had a mental breakdown at 5am because she couldn't figure out if she was bi or not
Clay: PAHAHAAAAA
Will: that is the most dumb reason I've ever heard
Tommy: I can just imagine "mads I don't know If I like girls or not! Waaa waaaa"
Indie: mads I don't know if I wanna go to jail for committing murder or not
Tubbo: run tommy!
Will: ah yes tommy, time for payback
Tommy: Wilbur I am a minor
Will: I really don't care right now
Tommy: I'll call my mum on you and cry
Will: do it. So basically big man tommyinnit here, I'm not gonna say when this happened but someone on the smp said something which made tommy text me saying "Wilbur, that really hurt my feelings. Can you be a good cannon brother and stick up for me?" To which I replied "no :)"
Nick: as you should!
Tommy: Wilbur I do not like you right now
Mads: wow we all really got exposed
Indie: yessir
Clay: again, does not leave this group
George: yes, like all jokes aside
Tommy: I'm still thinking about the fact that niki has spent a night in jail?! Are we just gonna move past that?
George: we hear it and move on tommy, not our place of questioning
Tommy: oh yes very true mhm
We soon started heading back to the house because we were tired as hell. When we arrived, everyone said their goodnights to each other and will and I, headed to my room. We got ready for bed and as promised, will used me as his pillow. I didn't mind because, I liked being able to play with his floofy hair