Fidaa - An Akshan Short Stories Collection

Story 5 - SIR! - Part 1

Hi Guys, guess who's back? Yes it's me Noor. So you guys were probably wondering where I was, was I even alive or kya main parlok sidhar gayi, Just kidding. But I have been very very busy due to my studies. I am actually in Year 11 this year and even though its only been literally a week since school started its already gotten very very hectic. So I live in Melbourne, Australia, and we have entered a strict 5 day lockdown, meaning we have no school Monday and remote learning Tuesday, and Wednesday. So I thought, why not let's finally write something. I have had this idea in my mind for sometime but haven't gotten around to writing it, but here it is now!

So this story is based on when Guddan uses her way of love and Alisha sleeps with her, making Akshat and Guddan think that she is finally becoming good (ahhh poor souls, so they thought!). When Akshat comes to Guddan she forgives him (in the original scene) but I disagree with this so that's not going to happen here 😉. Let's find out what happens.

Guddan is sitting on the bed, and is caressing Alisha's head, who is sleeping on her lap. Just then Akshat comes in, he has no clue where to start, as once again, he doubted her and her pyaar aur atrangi tareeka.

Akshat - Ummm Guddan suno na.

Guddan ignores him

Akshat - suno na guddan

She continues to ignore him, so he sits down to be in level of her knees and holds both her hands in his.

Akshat - Guddan please mujhe maaf kardo, main maanta hoon ki maine phir ek baar tumhara yakeen nahi kiya, par please mujhe bhi samjo na, main majboor tha.

Guddan - Kya Jindal Saab, hum hi kyun aapko samje hamesha, hume hi kyun hamesha aapko samajna hota, hamesha maaf karna hota hai, nahi Jindal Saab is baar nahi. Hum aapki patni hain naa! Par kya kabhi aapne hume apni patni maana bhi hai?

Akshat (while crying) - yeh tum kya keh rahi ho Guddan?

Guddan (while crying) - Bilkul sahi keh rahi hoon Jindal Saab, agar aap sachme mujhe apni patni maan te, toh kam se kam ek baar toh hamari baat mante, hame pata hai ki hamare tareeke atrangi hote hain, par abb toh mera tareeka atrangi bhi nahi tha, nahi tha na Jindal Saab?

Akshat - Nahi Guddan tumhara tareeka atrangi nahi tha, please ek baar meri baat to sunno.

Guddan - Nahi Jindal Saab, aaj sirf main bolungi aur aap sunnenge. Is baar toh mera tareeka pyaar ka tha, theherav (patience) ka tha. Nahi Jindal Saab, is baar aap ko maafi nahi sazaa milegi.

Guddan wipes her tears.

Guddan - Abb jo aap hume apni biwi maante hi nahi toh ye hi sahi, abb jab tak mera gussa dhanda nahi hota, tab tak hum aapki biwi nahi, aapki PA (personal assistant) hai, hum aapka kam toh karenge par aapke paas nahi aayenge. Aur sirf yeh hi nahi, aapko Jindal Saab nahi balki Sir bulayenge. Samjhe SIR!

At this point Akshat literally had no idea what to say. He was at this point sitting with his legs crossed and his palm on his forehead. He knew he was in big trouble this time.

Guddan gently placed Alisha's head on the bed so that she doesn't wake up and gets her pillow and blanket and heads towards the sofa to sleep.

Akshat - Guddan rehne do main sofe par so jaata hoon tum bed par so jayo alisha ke paas.

Guddan (with a sarcastic smile) - Nahi nahi sir, hum aisi khata kaisi kar sakte hain, na baba na, aap bed par so jayiye sir, hum yahan sofe par fully comfortable hain.

At this point Akshat knew that there was no point arguing with Guddan because, well, she was Guddan. He was in some deep deep trouble, and this he knew time his normal technique of seduction, wouldn't work. He had to think of something atrangi, just like his Guddan.

The rest in the next part 😉