Hagrid is a sugar daddy

Spain without the s

Hagrid had been in the hospital wing for two more days before he fluttered out of his hibernation and back into hunting mode. By hunting I mean looking to be peoples sugar daddies.

"I'm sorry Hagrid for kissing Dumbledore but you left me no choice" I said to him while he was taking his medication.

"What do ya mean lassy?" He replied with.

"You told me you were single but Dobby said you were in a lesbian relationship with him. You lied." I said raising my tone.

"Oh no luv you asked if I had a girlfriend and I don't I have Dobby. Sorry dear." He said

With that I slapped him across the face and a good old walloping sound came from the caress.

"I HATE YOU. IM NEVER ASKING TO EAT DEAD BODIES WITH YOU NOW ILL HAVE TO EAT THEM WITH TAMPON DRACO!" I screamed.

And with that I ran back to my dorm and started to stuff my face with Hagrid's poop particles to get myself over him.