RISE OF THE MCYT GUARDIANS

PART FIVE

[Russia]

Wilbur: Hahahaha! [Running over rooftops] Quickly, quickly!

Dream: Hurry up, Pig! I'm five teeth ahead!

Technoblade: Yeah right! Look, I'd tell ya to stay out of my way, but really what's the point? Cuz you wouldn't be able to keep up anyway!

Dream: Is that a challenge, Oink?

Technoblade: Ooh, you don't wanna race the blade, man.

Wilbur: Is it a race? Is it a race? This is going to be epic!

Sapnap: 4 bicuspids over there! An incisor two blocks east! Is that a molar? They're everywhere! [Slams into a giant sign] Ugh!

Dream: You okay?

Sapnap: I'm fine! Sorry, it's been a really long time since I've been out in the field.

Dream: How long is a long time?

Sapnap: 440 years, give or take? [Gasps, then laughs and takes off]

Dream: [smirks & goes for a window, but Technoblade is already there]

Technoblade: [chuckles]

Dream: [Frowning, shoots ice at Technoblade so he shouts]

Wilbur: Twins! [Exclamation of excitement: Pog!]

Technoblade: Oh, jackpot! [Stares at the hockey equipment in the room] Looks like you're a bit of a clutz, huh?

Wilbur: [Laughing] It's a piece of cake- woah! [Falls into Technoblade's underground hole as he was trying to come up]

Technoblade: Ow! [They both struggle as George takes it instead]

Wilbur: That's my tooth! Gogy! Gogy!

Technoblade: [Jumping down from room with bag in tow, laughing]

Sapnap: [Goes for a tooth under a pillow, but pulls out a mouse instead.]

Baby Sapling: [Pins it to the wall and starts beating it up]

Sapnap: [Gasps] Woah woah woah! Take it easy there, champ! She's one of us! Part of the European Division. Ça va?

Lani the mouse: [Squeaks angrily while the French National Anthem (La Marseillaise) plays]

Technoblade: [Looks for a tooth, finds an arrow on a piece of paper. He turns, and Wilbur is smiling and dashing off to the next house]

Technoblade: [Has a new tooth, but slips on an icy roof]

Dream: [Snatches the tooth out of Technoblade's hands] Yes! [George takes it from above him on his sand cloud] No!

Wilbur: [Dances across the rooftops, then ducks into a chimney] Hah!

Technoblade: Haha. [At the fireplace, lighting the wood] Ho ho ho.

Wilbur: [Explosion] Ah!

[All gather near the Brooklyn Bridge, hoisting their bags up for Sapnap to see]

Sapnap : Wow! You guys collect teeth and leave gifts as fast as my fairies!

[The boys look confused.]

Sapnap: You guys have been leaving gifts, right?

[George nods happily, then shakes his head no.]

[The rest of them look pained. They go to a laundromat and are collecting quarters. Wilbur yawns.]

[They start leaving quarters and other coins. Wilbur leaves candy canes. Technoblade leaves Easter eggs. George is about to leave a coin but Wilbur has set up a whole lit Christmas tree. He laughs while George throws his coin over his shoulder, angry.]