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you look around the castle for an escape route, but all you see is shards of glass broken, and light leaking through the shattered cracks.
And you want to go home, you fluff up your hair to get the dorito seasoning off.
You remember the creepy chip that haunted you the night before.
Your eyes flick to one side as an echo bounces off the walls,
"what do you want now?!"
you ask, furious at him.
"GET OUT,"
you don't understand,
"what? who are you?"
out of the shadows appears a yellow dorito with red and blue seasoning on it.
"I am ranch dorito,"
his eyes, they're blue, but, I thought this was the creepy dorito.
"you might be thinking, maybe you are the creepy dorito, well, the answer is simple, I'm not him."
you blink,
"then, how did you get in here?"
you push through the old vines to get a closer look at him.
"I was a baseball player, like you, I was in bag, and a kid was eating my friends, so I had no choice, but to escape, I slid under this door, and I've been in here for years, I'm still here, and I bet you'll be here too."
you twitch your eyelid.
"is there a way out here?"
you ask, Ranch shakes his head.
"no way out, you're stuck now."
you wince, wanting to cry, but you hold it in as an eerie light flashes at you.
"do you know his name?"
you ask, Ranch nods.
"his name is Nacho, he was a nacho dorito, but now, I don't know what he is."
