[The episode opens with the camera zooming in on a rooftop. Shifts to show man in his apartment, clicking his TV remote, then pans upward from there. We then see Donatello, looking through a telescope at a building entrance below.]
Leo: Anything?
Donnie: Nothing yet.
Mikey: Aha! [Poking at the top of Raph's head.] Ha ha ha! [Raph grabs his hand and crushes it.] Aah!"
Leo: Guys, when ninjas are on surveillance, they are supposed to be silent.
Mikey: Sorry, Leo. I'll scream quieter. Ah! Ugh!
[Raph growls and grabs Mikey, tossing him to the ground and getting him a headlock.]
Y/N: That's not when Leo meant Mikey.
Raph: Say it.
Leo: Raph, be quiet!
Raph: Not till Mikey says it.
Mikey: Raphael is all-wise and powerful.
Raph: And?
Mikey: And he's better than me in every possible way.
Raph: And?
Mikey: And I'm a lowly worm beneath his feet, who isn't fit to live on the same planet as him, because he's so amazing and I'm a dirt clod.
Raph: And?
Mikey: [whimpers] And in the history of the universe there's never been .
Leo: Okay, enough.
Raph: We're wasting our time. The kraang aren't gonna show up.
Leo: Have a little patience, will you?
Donnie: Trust me, guys. They're gonna break into that lab tonight. I have reliable intel.
Raph: Intel?
Y/n: She means April told him.
Mikey: You mean his girlfriend?
Donnie: [angered] She's not my girlfriend, Mikey. She's a girl who's a friend, whose dad got kidnapped by the same aliens who are gonna break into that lab. And we're gonna stop 'em."
Raph: Or we'll sit out on a cold roof all night for no reason.
Vic: What the heck's going on up here?
[They turn to see a rotund man standing at roof entrance.]
Y/N: Oh boy.
Vic: What, are you playing dress up?
Leo: No, sir, we were just-
Vic: Which one of you slimy green ham shanks busted my satellite dish?
Raph: Ham shanks?
Donnie: I don't know what that means.
Raph: Me neither. But I don't like it. [Starts to grab a sai, but Leo stops him.]
Y/N: Easy Raph.
Leo: Let's go.
Vic: That's right, you spineless cream puff! Listen to your mommy.
Raph: Hey! Watch it, buddy.
Vic:Oh, no. I didn't know you had salad tongs.
Raph:Salad tongs? I'm not gonna take this from some greasy, pit-stained slob with a comb-over!
[Below on the street, Kraangdroids are loading mutagen canisters into the back of a van.]
Vix: You calling me ugly? Seen a mirror lately, circus freak?

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FanfictionYou are a mutant cheetah who escaped from the Kraang prison. You are found by the turtle's and they take you in as one of their own. You train along the turtle's until you become their brother. This is your story in the TMNT world!