Turtle Temper

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[The episode opens with the camera zooming in on a rooftop. Shifts to show man in his apartment, clicking his TV remote, then pans upward from there. We then see Donatello, looking through a telescope at a building entrance below.]

Leo: Anything?

Donnie: Nothing yet.

Mikey: Aha! [Poking at the top of Raph's head.]  Ha ha ha! [Raph grabs his hand and crushes it.] Aah!"

Leo: Guys, when ninjas are on surveillance, they are supposed to be silent.

Mikey: Sorry, Leo. I'll scream quieter. Ah! Ugh!

[Raph growls and grabs Mikey, tossing him to the ground and getting him a headlock.]

Y/N: That's not when Leo meant Mikey.

Raph: Say it.

Leo: Raph, be quiet!

Raph: Not till Mikey says it.

Mikey: Raphael is all-wise and powerful.

Raph: And?

Mikey: And he's better than me in every possible way.

Raph: And?

Mikey: And I'm a lowly worm beneath his feet, who isn't fit to live on the same planet as him, because he's so amazing and I'm a dirt clod.

Raph: And?

Mikey: [whimpers] And in the history of the universe there's never been .

Leo: Okay, enough.

Raph: We're wasting our time. The kraang aren't gonna show up.

Leo: Have a little patience, will you?

Donnie: Trust me, guys. They're gonna break into that lab tonight. I have reliable intel.

Raph: Intel? 

Y/n: She means April told him.

Mikey: You mean his girlfriend?

Donnie: [angered] She's not my girlfriend, Mikey. She's a girl who's a friend, whose dad got kidnapped by the same aliens who are gonna break into that lab. And we're gonna stop 'em."

Raph: Or we'll sit out on a cold roof all night for no reason.

Vic: What the heck's going on up here? 

[They turn to see a rotund man standing at roof entrance.]

Y/N: Oh boy.

Vic: What, are you playing dress up?

Leo: No, sir, we were just-

Vic: Which one of you slimy green ham shanks busted my satellite dish?

Raph: Ham shanks?

Donnie: I don't know what that means.

Raph: Me neither. But I don't like it. [Starts to grab a sai, but Leo stops him.]

Y/N: Easy Raph.

Leo: Let's go.

Vic: That's right, you spineless cream puff! Listen to your mommy.

Raph: Hey! Watch it, buddy.

Vic:Oh, no. I didn't know you had salad tongs.

Raph:Salad tongs? I'm not gonna take this from some greasy, pit-stained slob with a comb-over!

[Below on the street, Kraangdroids are loading mutagen canisters into the back of a van.]

Vix: You calling me ugly? Seen a mirror lately, circus freak?

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