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Cockroach Terminator

Mikey: Let's go, Leo! I'm starving!

(One wouldn't think that Leo could cook, but... he could. If making instant noodles counted as cooking. But whatever the case, it was good. Leo scooped some noodles into two bowls, and walked over to the table, where Mikey was waiting excitedly, and Y/N and Raph were already eating.)

Mikey: Yeah, boy! Ramen!

(Y/N looked up excitedly, chopsticks halfway to his mouth, as Leo and Mikey started slurping their noodles. Then, he cast a quick eye over his brothers.)

Y/N: Hey, where's Donnie?

(Raph didn't reply, glued to his comic, and Mikey and Leo shrugged. Also shrugging, Y/N went back to his ramen. After a minute or so, something small and brown caught his eye.) 

Y/N: Ugh... 

(He quickly scooted his stool back, drawing his bowl protectively closer. The cockroach, which had some kind of gadget attached to its body, simply moved along to Raph. Raph was about to put the chopsticks in his mouth, then stopped dead, staring at the cockroach casually sitting on his chopsticks. Raph leapt back, letting out a very girly scream. The roach also leapt back, about as surprised as a roach could be.)

Rpah: Roach! Roach!

Y/N: Bro, relax. Its probably now way more afraid of you than you are of it.

(Raph didn't reply, staring at the roach with wide eyes, slowly reaching behind his shell for his sai. With a yell that was way too high to sound threatening, Raph leapt forward, onto the table, trying to stab the roach which just managed to scurry out of the way. Mikey had pulled his ramen off the table, and he, Leo and Y/N just stared at their hotheaded brother as he tried to stab a two inch long insect with his weapon. The cockroach scurried off the table, and Raph lunged at it, throwing his sai, which just missed squashing the terrified insect. Quickly getting to his feet, Raph drew his other sai, and chased after the roach, yelling all the way. Y/N and Mikey just managed to duck to avoid a flying bowl, when Donnie ran in, holding his laptop computer, looking frantic.) 

Donnie: Stop! Stop, you'll smash him!

Raph: Well, that's the idea!

(Raph was still on the floor, still lunging for the roach. Donnie bent down, holding out his hand, and the cockroach quickly scurried into it. Donnie quickly stood straight, his other hand cupped protectively over the cockroach, just when Raph ran up to him threateningly.)

Donnie: You can't smash this roach, ok? (He peeked into his cupped hands, and smiled, uncovering the roach.) He's... special. (He pet the roach, and allowed it to touch his face. Seeing his siblings' skeptical looks, Donnie held out the roach, smiling.) Really special...

(Raph cringed, and Y/N raised an eye ridge, lip curling a little.) 

Leo: Ok. I'm gonna regret this, but... why is he special, Donnie?

Donnie: Because. (Donnie smiled proudly.) I outfitted him with a remote controlled camera helmet!

Leo: Well, that explains why you're special. (Leo crossed his arms, grinning.) 

Y/N: Why?

Donnie: We can send him into TCRI and spy on the Kraang! The camera allows us to see whatever the cockroach sees!

(The brothers gathered around Donnie's computer, and Donnie played back a recording of Raph screaming after seeing the cockroach. Raph was the only one who didn't look amused. Y/N leaned on Donnie, chuckling, while Mikey laughed openly.)