At this point, I've just forgotten the number of incorrect quotes.
Volpix: next person, please. Hi, welcome to Starbucks, what can I get for you?
Zain: YEAH, CAN I GET A MOTHERFUCKIN UH-
Volpix: *snort*
Zain: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH, BURGUR!?
Chloe: *distant laughter*
Lunista: *distantly* get em boy, get em!
Volpix: S-sir, we don't sell burgers here...
Zain: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DONT SELL BURGERS!?
Chloe and lunista: *distant laughter*
Volpix: we sell- we sell paninis and breakfast sandwiches.
Alexis: *distantly* oh, I'm having cardiac arrest!!
Zain: YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT A PANINI IS? *glitches out of reality*
Chloe and lunista: *wheezing even harder*
Zain: WHY ARE YOU SUPPRESSING FOOD FROM THE PUBLIC? *glitches more*
Lars: *holding Americano coffee* ...what in the hell did I just walk into?
...welp, their lungs are gone. Anyways, see you next time!
