These are basically little bonuses for my attempted X Readers. There all really short!
Bonus 1!
You: hey Val.
Volpix: hm?
You: what's your cup size- OW!
(You got hit in the back of the head.)
Volpix: why does my 'size' concern you?
You: I just wanna know~!
Volpix: ...
You: no, seriously. I'm asking cuz you look like a D cup.
Volpix: hmm... I believe I'm a C cup.
You: what!? You don't look like a C cup. Perhaps your an E cup.
Volpix: *chuckle* perhaps I am. Also, why are you looking at my chest?
You: I've been found!-
Bonus 2!
You: *bursts into room* doesxoxoknowtricks?!
Volpix: *sigh* slow down. I don't understand what you're saying.
You: does xoxo know tricks?
Volpix: yeah, why?
You: reasons. *runs out of room*
Volpix: wh- hey! Get back here!
Bonus 3!
You: I love you.
Volpix: daisuki.
You: ...wut?
Volpix: the same thing you said. You said "I love you" so I said it back!
You: oh... oooooh! You must've went back to Japanese for a second!
Volpix: I did! I see your Japanese lessons are finally paying off.
Bonus 4!
Volpix: alright, which one of these do you think is better?
(She holds two pictures in front of you. One of them your sitting on a throne with a crown in your hand, and the other your holding two balloons and a card against your right eye and your tongue is sticking out and your wearing clown clothes.)
You: Hmm... I like the second one better.
Volpix: ok. Thanks!
You: where'd you get these?
Volpix: I made them.
You: your a pretty good artist. I envy you!
Volpix: hehe, thanks! *lightly blushes*
I hope you enjoyed! I really need my brain to function sometimes...
