There Will Always Be Protagonists With Delusions of Starting a Harem

Chapter 128

The two held onto each other ambiguously, a pair of large eyes gazing into a pair of small eyes.

Gu Yi took in Ye Zhizhou's appearance before he suddenly;y reached over and pinched his earlobe. He spoke with a chilly voice, "Did this Dongfang also touch you in this way?" 

Of course he touched me countless times. Ye Zhizhou pulled his hand down and held it. He said, with a serious and earnest expression on his face, "Gu Yi, I'm actually an immortal."

Gu Yi responded, "...Oh?"

He continued his words with a serious tone, "You are too."

"..."

"In the Heavenly Court your name is Dongfang Shu; we are partners!"

Gu Yi looked at him with a stern expression of "I'm watching how you weave your tale."

How could Ye Zhizhou possibly be intimidated by his lover's cold expression? He continued lying through his teeth, "Afterwards, you violated a Heavenly rule and were sentenced to descend to the mortal world to experience calamities. I love you so much, so how could I be willing to let you suffer alone? Thus, I also followed you down."

A smile tugged at Gu Yi's mouth. "Then, which one of the Heavenly rules did I violate?"

"Er..." Ye Zhizhou momentarily froze before the cogs in his brain quickly turned. He firmly said, "You violated the rule of not killing other immortals! You stole a chicken from the Jade Emperor's back garden, killed it, plucked it, and cooked it! However, that chicken was actually also an immortal. It had just ascended though, so it was weak."

Gu Yi couldn't resist smirking.

"It was all my fault. If I hadn't said that I wanted to eat chicken, you wouldn't have walked down the path of committing crime." Ye Zhizhou turned his head, using his trump card of pretending to be pitiful. "But, when I descended with you, I had a little problem and became a beast. If I didn't have a Huaxing pill refined by The Supreme Venerable Sovereign in my hand, you and I would never have been able to recognize each other in this life."

Gu Yi's smirk disappeared and his mouth flattened into a line. With furrowed brows, he gathered Ye Zhizhou into his arms and patted his hair as he said, "It's not your fault; it was my fault. Don't be sad... In the Heavenly Court, what was your name?"

"Ye Zhizhou, but you called me Xiao Zhou." Ye Zhizhou moved closer to rub against Gu Yi, covering his face, which had a triumphant smile. "Let's go to bed; it's already so late." No need to fuss over names and identities anymore. His bullshitting skills were really limited.

Gu Yi recited Ye Zhizhou's name several times as he walked towards the room while still holding him in his arms. He solemnly said, "I need to verify our status as being partners."

Ye Zhizhou was stunned. "How are you going to confirm it?"

His butt was pinched, and then his back was stroked ambiguously.

"..."

The next morning, Ye Zhizhou swallowed a pill as he got up from the bed and looked at the empty side of the bed before opening the new plot information.

In this new plot, the part where Gu Yi had found the dazed protagonist beside the garbage can, disappeared. It turned into a scene where the dazed protagonist was walking on the street and was then accidentally hit by a car. Afterward, he fainted, and his soul entered another cat's body.

Ye Zhizhou: "..."

The protagonist woke up to find himself in another cat's body; he was so greatly alarmed that he couldn't help but run in the direction of his home again. He then accidentally bumped into Xiao Rui, who was buying roasted sweet potatoes at a small street stall.