Teyvat Shenanigans (Genshin Impact x Male Reader)

Chapter 14: A Chapter In This Book

Paimon: FOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Y/n: I'm definitely turning deaf...

Currently our protagonist and his guide are in Wanmin restaurant with a returning character being Xiangling. Her father was there as well, Chef Mao.

Y/n: ... Are these hilichurl clubs?

Mao: Trust me, young man. I don't know what's going on with my daughter as well...

Xiangling: Aw, come on. They're good! Official hilichurl club with fish barbecue! Try it!

Paimon: Uhh... Paimon suddenly lost her appetite.

Mao: So anyways. I heard about you, young man. You're Y/n correct? Xiangling told me all about you when she returned...

Y/n: Somehow. I am not surprised.

Mao: Still.... Why did you insist on closing the curtains?

Y/n: ... Reasons. The sun got in my eye.

Mao: ... It's night time.

Y/n: Sun's reflection on the moon gets in my eyes.

Mao: Okay...?

Xiangling: Oh, I remember something! Y/n! Y/n! I heard there was a dragon in Mondstadt! What happened to it? Can it be cooked!? *Gasp* Imagine how big of a feast it would make!

Meanwhile back in Mondstadt, we see the dragon flying by his Lair with a bard on his back. Suddenly he got a bit afraid.

Venti: What's wrong, Dvalin?

Dvalin: For some reason. I feel scared of human chefs...

Back in Liyue.

Y/n: It's gone on a vacation. Don't worry, you'll never see it.

Xiangling: But I want to!

Y/n: Well. Too bad.

Paimon: Especially after you rushed into a Cryo Regisvine.

Mao: SHE WHAT!?

Xiangling: Uh-oh.

Mao: You have some explination to do, young lady!

Y/n: (Ooooh. She's in troouuble! Hehehe.)

Xiangling: Relax, dad! Y/n was there to help me with my dinner!

Mao: Still not a reason for you to go there!

Guoba: *Guoba noises*

Y/n: Good point, Guoba.

Guoba: *Proud Guoba noises*

Mao: You can understand him!?

Y/n: Perhaps.

Lots of drugs were consumed making this chapter.

The world eater looks at you with eyes pleading for help. You just shake your head and mouth "You're on your own."

Suddenly she started thinking of a way to get out. Surprised she can think.

Xiangling: It was a cooking competition! High risk, high reward situation.

Y/n: (Wow... That sucked. People are gonna get upset if I don't help a waifu out, huh? Might as well gain the father's trust and respect along the way. ) Oi, Mao-Mao. You don't need to worry about your daughter's lack of brain. After all, I am here. I did save her air-headness back then.

Xiangling: That's mea-

Y/n: Deal with it.

Mao: *Sigh* Thank you for taking care my daughter and her reckless behavior, young man.