Ah, it's that time of the... Something. I don't even know what's this schedule anymor--
CRASH
Y/n: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Ayo! The fuck, dude!?
Charles: I JUST CLEANED THAT WINDOW TODAY! DOORS EXIST FOR A REASON!
Y/n: ZIP IT BEFORE I SHOVE COW MEAT UP YOUR ASS, YOU'LL BE SHITTING OUT PEPPERONI FOR THE NEXT WEEK!
Charles: What the fu--
You held him from the collar and Yeeted him towards a drunk knight.
Bruce: VAHSGAH--!!
He choked on the bottle.
Paimon: SHEESH! Y/n, calm down!
Y/n: HOW CAN I BE CALM WHEN NO ONE VOTED FOR ME!
Lumine: Is it about the strongest fighter in Mondstadt?
You slam your head on the counter.
Y/n: Yush...All they say is "Darknight Hero! The Dandelion Tights--"
Lumine: They said Acting Grand Master, are your perverted thoughts coming back?
Y/n: Shut up... It's like they forgot about my existence...
Paimon: Awww. Don't worry-- Paimon thinks you're... The second best!
Lifting your head, your rest it on your hand.
Y/n: The first being...?
Paimon: Well, Lumine! She's the one who trained you after all!
You saw a small smug smile from the blonde. With a sigh you shake your head a little and couldn't help but smile also.
Y/n: Heh. That makes sense.
Lumine: "Screw what NPCs think", am I right?
To which your smile grew bigger.
Y/n: You know me too well! NOW OFF TO SOME CONTENT!
CRASH
And you jumped out the other window, with Paimon flying through it.
Charles: DAMMIT!
Y/n: *distant* CRY ABOUT IT, BIIIIIIITCH!
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In the Knights HQ more specifically the Acting Grand Master's office. We see a lovely Saber lass doing some paperwork. Let the voice of the people be hea--
Jean: "Renovate the river". What in the worl--
SLAM
The door flies off and hits the other end of the room. A couple of books fall off, including a certain book.
Startled, the Dandelion Knight yelps, as she reaches for her swo-
Y/n: HEY JEAN, WHO'S THE STRONGEST FIGHTER IN MOND? IT'S ME RIGHT!!?
Lumine: Hey-
Y/n: Not now, Lumi. So Jeanny-Eh?
You saw her pick up a book, open a drawer and slam it there.
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Teyvat Shenanigans (Genshin Impact x Male Reader)
FanfictionEverytime you cringe in this story makes me more powerful. For I, The Running Fruit, reach the high rankings in #cringe. Edit August 18th 2022: Give me back my #1 cringe, you motherfuckers. Edit April 2025: Damn. I really posted one chapter througho...
