Teyvat Shenanigans (Genshin Impact x Male Reader)

Chapter 19: An Interesting Name

Yes... We didn't know what to name the chapter. Been sitting here for about ten minutes already.

Xingqiu: 'Twas on a deserted moonl-

Paimon: SHUT UP! PAIMON' S HEARD THAT FOR THE 56TH TIME NOW!

Lumine: Oh, you counted it all?

Paimon: Uh, well... No.

Zhongli: I do think you should let Xingqiu continue his story, it does seem to be quite intriguing.

Xingqiu: Thank you, Mr. Zhongli.

Currently we see Zhongli, Y/n, Lumine, Paimon, Xingqiu, and Chongyun sitting in front of non other than Wanmin Restaurant.

Xiangling: Food's ready!

The chef proceeds to put the dishes on the table. Xingqiu closes his book and eyes the fish in front of him.

Xingqiu: ...

Some sort of soup with a weird blue liquid in it, mixed with.... Radish?

Lumine: What is... That?

Paimon: No, no, seriously. What is that?

Xiangling: Oh-hoho! It's a SPECIAL one!

With stars in her eyes she watches, eager to find out the result.

Y/n: Oh, boy. What did she put...?

The Guhua Geek continues his staring contest against whatever the fuck that thing is, sweat starts to fork on his forehead... Then he gets a bright idea.

Xingqiu: Hey, Chongyun! Want a bite?

Chongyun: Err... You sure? It seems to be your dish.

Xingqiu: Nope! It's fine really. Your taste is better than mine anyway.

Noted Xingqiu as he tries his best to hide a smile while pushing his dish towards his best friend.

Y/n: He does realize Xingqiu is lying to him, right?

.
.
.
.
.

THUD

Y/n: Oh! He actually ate it. He's probably dead as well.

Xiangling: Aww.... It's not good...

Xingqiu: Oh no... Anyway! About this story, Mr. Zhong--

Paimon: YOU MURDERER!

Lumine: Cold blooded... Wasn't he your friend?

Paimon: BOTH OF YOU! XI&XI!

The airhead chef just laughs nervously, while the geek tries to think of an excuse.

Xingqiu: Well... The color of the dish suited him.

Paimon: ... That's the best you could come up with?

You notice that the KO'd boy was twitching a hit, as his eyes open wide with a wide grin on his face. He proceeds to get up and jump on table knocking your dish on yourself.

Y/n: OI!

Chongyun: YEEEEEE-HAAAW! WE ABOUT TO HAVE A FIELD DAY BY RIDING COWS AND LEADING LLAMAS TO INVADE CELESTIA!

Xiangling: Ah, his true personality is shining!

Y/n: My food...

You felt someone pat your shoulder, and thus it was Lumine.

Lumine: We'll get you another one.

Y/n: My clothes...

Chongyun: TO UNIIIIOOOON!