Teyvat Shenanigans (Genshin Impact x Male Reader)

Chapter 5: The Gliding Champion

PREPARE TO CRINGE!

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Walking near the statue of Barbatos was our protagonist alongside his floating emergency food Paimon. He was walking toward it in order to climb it again, but before he was able to a familiar voice called out to him.

Amber: Hey Y/n! I've been looking for you everywhere! How's that wind glider I gave you last time?

Y/n: Pretty fly.

Amber: Uh, I'll just get to the point. We've received some complaints about people seeing you climb the statue and glide over it.

Y/n: Pfft, couldn't be me.

Amber: And some people said that you were gliding over them throwing yogurt and yelling "BIRD SHIT" on top of your lungs.

Y/n: You sure, it's me? It could be anybody.

Amber: You threw a pie on Wagner after he called you a brat...

Y/n: That was one hell of a creampie *chuckles*.

Amber: Y/N! Who else has a floating companion?

Paimon: Ummm... A bird?

Amber has a dead panned look on her face.

Amber: Seriously?

Y/n: WHAT? It was fun.

Amber: If I remember correctly, you don't have a gliding license, do you?

Y/n: Uhh, it's at home?

Amber: Both you and I know that's a lie. You gotta have a Gliding license in order to legally fly in Mondstat.

Y/n: Random bullshit, GO! But I thought Mondstat was the city of freedom?

Amber: Stop it, you!

Paimon: But, Y/N and Paimon have been Gliding for ages now. This is the first we hear about it.

Y/n: Yeah, if anything. It's kinda of your fault, firecracker.

Amber: ...

The silent glare of the firecracker made Paimon concerned for Y/n's safety as she nervously tried changing the topic.

Paimon: Eh-he... W-well, you came looking for us in order to give us a Gliding license, right?

Amber: No way! The Knights of Favonius has strict rules. You need to pass an exam, and only then the Knights will issue your license. Today I'm here as an examiner, to oversee this asshole's official gliding license!

Y/n: Aw, you already gave me a nickname, thank you so much, bunny fanatic.

Amber: Hmph. I gave you your wind glider so this is my responsibility - at least, that's what Acting Grand Master Jean would say.

Paimon: An exam?! What a pain in the butt, well since Amber is the examiner...

Y/n: Maybe, you could cut me some slack?

Amber: Ah-uh, no way. Not happening.

Y/n: ... What if I gave you a hat?

Amber: I said no!

Y/n: Fine, fine.... How about a bunny hat?

Amber: Well you stop?... Please? *mutters* that bunny hat sounds nice though...

Paimon: Huh? Did Paimon hear acceptance?

Amber: I-I mean... The whole city saw how well you flew the day Stormterror attacked. I'm sure you'll have no problems. But you DO need to respect the rules and NO throwing stuff at citizens,got it?