Donald and his family piled in a tiny bike they stole from a child "Donald what will we do now?" Melanie said on the verge of tears
"Stop complaining whore!". Melanie slapped him.
"That's it!" Trump said "IM SO DEPRESSED!!!!!!!" And then trump jumped off the bike causing an earthquake that reached Mexico.
Trump took out the glock glock 22 and shot barren trump in the weenie "dad, that hurt." Barren said
"YOU SNOWFLAKE" said trump, then he stomped off crying like a child.
After a while he reached a forest and walked in deeper still crying making his fake tan cause 2737372992626 degree burns
Eventually he came to a swamp and decided since he was so depressed that he was gonna touch it 😣😣😣😣😯😯😯😯😯😬😬😬😬😬😬
But just before he could a voice cried out "GET OUT MEH SWAMP HOEEES"
"no" trump said and then touched the muddy swamp
"AHHHHHHHHHHHGHGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYHGG" said the ogre
"So wuts yo name" asked trump
"Shrek but u may call me mister smexy 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏" green guy said
"K, well lucky fo u I just shot my child so I'm single" trump said "I'm Donald trump but you may call me Donald trump."
"Oo ok donny"
Donald was shocked (😯). No one had ever cared enough to add a "y" to his name, all the sudden trump felt happy?
YOU ARE READING
Trump x shrek
FanfictionAfter trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
