Trump x shrek

This took a turn.....🤪✌🏼

Donkey sits there surrounded by dead bodies, most of which he murdered I can't even imagine the grief he felt...

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Donkey POV

Ok,ok,ok,ok,ok, donkey be sad be sad be sad gotta act sad for the narrator, ooo add in some tears that always works!

Ugh it didn't work, imma be honest I'm not sad AT ALL I didn't even like supporting all those stupid children besides they were born to die any way 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Plus Fiona wanted me to do it, it was her dying wish!

Anywhoooooo since I'm the only one alive uM that means I won haha

I bask in my greatness until a helicopter passes omg it's da po po!

I run as fast as my hooves can carry me but it's no use, they catch me and arrest me

Stupid mother truckers

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Narrator POV

Donkey is then tried and proven insane. They were gonna put him down but they found out he could talk since he could never shut up. He is given a punishment worse than death. He is experimented on for the rest of his worthless life.

In other words.....

They accidentally turn him into a grape and someone ate him.

        

                                                 The end.