Trump x shrek

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ITS MELANIE TRUMP AND BARRON TRUMP

AHHHHH PLOT TWISTTTT

Melanie and Barron are wearing matching camouflage bandannas and have streaks of light and dark shades of green painted on their faces

The only difference is Melanie is wearing a long tight red silk dress that goes down to her ankles and has a slit going up to her thigh and 6inch heels

And Barron is dressed like Tarzan.

Melanie is holding an ak 47 in which she used to kill Fiona and Barron is holding a bazooka

"DONALD I AM SOOOOOO GOING TO KILL YOU FOR ABANDONING OUT FAMILY U FAT WIMP" Melanie screamed

Oh shoot iz about to get real

Trump then says "ew get outta here u fat hoe"

That was the last straw for Melanie. She pulled the trigger. But what she didn't know was that shrek had jumped infront of don"

"Oh no shrek." Don says

Bloody shrek chokes out "sometimes, love is t-to powerful to be kept alive"

Teary eyed.trump lets out sobs making the burns come back from all the tan stuff but he doesn't care all he cares about is his beautiful green munchkin that has almost turned completely red from the blood.

"I-I-I love you Donny" he says barely a whisper

Before don could say I love you back shrek died. And a loud shrek is heard but not from trump.

ITS FROM FIONA

She's even more green than usual, she's also stained with blood and bullet holes

She's stumbling "blehhhhh" she she says monotonous

Omg she's a zombie

"I told you stupid harlots,I can't die!MUHAHAHAH IM A DEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

Then she yells "MELANIE TRUMP U STUPID MOTHER FREAKING WHORE!!!I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE TO KILL SHREK BUT YOU DID IT FILTHY SLUT" "SO INSTEAD I WILL KILL THE PERSON YOU LOVE MOST!!"

She then runs up to Melanie and Barron bullets inpailing her dead skin she's invincible! Barron even bazookad her but nothing.

She reaches them, practically in Pieces
She stands infront of Barron and kneels at his level, she then sighs and plants a kiss on his forehead. She smiles, but the smile turns evil and in less than a second she tackles Barron and EATS HIM ALIVE!!!! EXCUSE ME WHAT KKND OF STORY AM I TELLJNG?

Melanie screams "AHHHHHHH BARRON NUUUUUUU" after Fiona is finished she stands up and looks Melanie straight in the eye then turns around and snaps trumps fat neck!!!!!!!!!!

"Hmf pathetic hoes" she mutters and turns around, holds up her hand high and snaps her fingers. All the sudden donkey runs over to Melanie and EATS HER FACE WHILE SHE SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER

"Huh," Fiona says "I guess I didn't need to make an army....... it was still fun making them doe"

Wow....... umm I guess Fiona is victorious, I mean I think we all saw it coming but I'm still in shock..... wai- wait a sec I-is that trump?! omg he's moving!!!!

Trumps eyes are closed but he moves his arm under his lacy dress and sticks his hand in his juicy buns and pulls out um w-what is that i-is that wAter??

Oh shoot it is, fionas back is turned. She's eating the remains of Melanie

Trumps gets up but trips on his dress! Which made a sound loud enough for Fiona to crane her head around like the way possessesd people do

"Ummmm hola nina?" Trump says but Fiona speed walks over to him to finish off her enemy but before she reaches him he dowses her in the water, oh wait it's not regular water oh-OH it's holy water!!!!!!!!!!

She shrieks painfully and withers away like a witch but before she completes the painful transition into nothing but a okie of empty clothes,she snaps. Three times

And with that, she's dies.

Donkeys head snaps up from where he was devouring barren he laughs maliciously and grabs the bazooka from barrens cold, dead hands and fires it at trumps face.

He holds it there's for a moment, well more like five minutes and finally turns it off

Yep trumps dead he then turns it at his army that he helped make and burns all of them. They too, are dead.

Donkey realizes what he has done. Killed thousands of his own children and the former president.

Donkey drops the bazooka and weeps