Trump x shrek

"Shrek?"😇😇😇😇😃😃😃😃😃😵😵😵😵😵😵😵🤩🤩🤩🤩💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

"I'm married to an ugly freak named Fiona" I said

"She doesn't have to know" Donny said
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Narrator POV

Shrek gasped and looked at trump with shock "how could he say that" he thought but then I could tell he changed his mind when a smirk appeared on his face

"Your right" he said then yanked out the glock glock 22 hidden in between trumps booty cheeks, gave it a lil sniff then walked off leaving trump in confusion.

But trump followed him and wished he didn't because he witnessed shrek trying to shoot Fiona!!!

But Fiona being the bad bleep she is, yanked the glock glock 22 out his hand, sniffed it, then shot the donkey!!!!😌😌😌💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

"Nuuuuuuuuuuuu" shrek yelled and started running towards donkey but before he reached him Fiona bit off his ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Period sis.

Then Fiona whipped out her iPhone 64 and started live streaming it well at least she tried but her 67 inch nails were In the way 😥 and she accidentally stabbed a tree with them and got frustrated with the nails so she tried biting them off the the nail was too long and sadly punctured her throat

Good thing she didn't have a gag reflex but the nail still went through her and she died 😱🤪🤪🤪🤨🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😰😰😨😨😨

After the drama was over🙄🙄🙄 trump walked over to shrek and said "ew ur ugly with one ear." So to make him pretty trump bit off his other ear

"Better." "Anywhoo wanna get Starbucks shreky poo?"

"Um duhhhhhh" shrek said with his swamp like accent

"Wait" trump said "I don't wanna be the only one naked 😢😢😢😢😢" so shrek took off his clothes but before they went to Starbucks shrek pushed the deceased body's of donkey and Fiona off a cliff as he should 🙄🙄🙄🙄🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼