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Noya:
GUESS WHOS PREGNANT

suga:
Omg
Kiyoko

Yams:
Omg congrats kiyoko and Tanaka

Hinata:
Y'all are gonna be amazing parents

Bokuto:
OMG SO CUTE
CAN ME AND AKAASHI BE THE GOD PARENTS!

Kiyoko:
WHAT
NO

bokuto:
Oh okay 😔

Kiyoko:
NO BOKUTO
IM NOT PREGNANT

takana:
SHES NOT PREGNANT
I CAN 100% TELL YOU THAT SHES NOT

Asahi:
Noya, then who's pregnant???

Noya:
Idk that's why I'm asking you guys.

Lev:
Actually...

Kenma:
HUH!?
YOU GOT SOMEONE PREGNANT
YOU CHEATED ON YAKU

Kags:
Maybe it's yaku that's pregnant...

Hinata:
Oh baby nah

Tsuki:
Sir how did you graduate high school...

Kags:
What

Lev:
OMG NO I DIDNT CHEAT ON YAKU AND YAKU IS NOT PREGNANT

yaku:
Kageyama...how on earth do you think I'm pregnant
I am a man.

Kags:
Men cant get pregnant?

Hinata:
No.

Kags:
Then what was I reading in class
I knew something was off
I didn't want to seem dumb in class to correct the book so I just kept to myself
😔✋

Noya:
Who's pregnant?

Lev:
MY CAT
DOES ANYONE WANT KITTENS

Kenma:
How many babies??

Lev:
8

Kenma:
I'll take 8

Kuroo:
NO
HE IS NOT TAKING 8

Kenma:
Who are you? my mom?

Kuroo:
The guy that pays for the electricity.

Kenma:
Can we at least get one plz 🥺

Kuroo:
I guess

Suna:
I'll take 2

Osamu:
Uh....

Suna:
You tell me no I'll shit in your left shoe

Osamu:
We'll take 2 lev

Suna:
😏

Sakusa:
I'll take one

Lev :
Damn y'all really about to take all of the babies
Ight
I'll send pics when they are born

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