Keeping up with the gays (haikyuu gc au)

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Akaashi

Bokuto:
AKAASHI BABY PLEASE STOP IGNORING ME

Akaashi:
Stop playing that damn cuppy cake song

Bokuto:
BUT IT REMINDS ME OF YOU

Akaashi:
Fine then.

Bokuto:
OKAY OKAY
ILL STOP

Akaashi:
Good.

Bokuto:
Oh btw I'm going out today

Akaashi:
Where're you going?

Bokuto:
With Kuroo

Akaashi:
Which is where??

Bokuto:
Out to the bar

Akaashi:
Okay then

Bokuto:
I love you.

Akaashi:
I know baby
I love you too

Bokuto:
You don't want to go with us?

Akaashi:
I know that dumbass just wants to hang out with you
So I'll stay.

Bokuto:
You can still come!

Akaashi:
You know Bokuto...
I'll only go if Kenma goes
I don't want to ruin your "guy time"

Bokuto:
But you're a guy!

Akaashi:
You know what I mean

Bokuto:
But-

Akaashi:
We will go together next time
I pinky promise!

Bokuto:
With the kiss?

Akaashi:
With the kiss

Bokuto:
Okay then
It's sealed so you better not forget

Akaashi:
I promise
When are you leaving???

Bokuto:
In 2 hours

Akaashi:
What bar??

Bokuto:
The new one that opened up in the block

Akaashi:
Better dress nice
Don't want you going bad to a fancy bar

Bokuto:
I only dress nice for you

Akaashi:
Well I'm telling you to dress nice

Bokuto:
Fine.

Akaashi:
NOT A GODDAMN TUXEDO

Bokuto:
YOU SAID DRESS NICE

Akaashi:
BUT NOT A TUX

Bokuto:
Fine
OOH KUROO IS HERE

Akaashi:
Mhh okay
WAIT LET ME TAKE A PIC OF YALL

Bokuto:
Kk