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Keeping up with gays

Suna:
Past lives couldn't ever hold me down

Osamu:
Lost love is sweeter when it's finally found

Akaashi :
I've got the strangest feeling

Bokuto:
This isn't our first time around

Atsumu:
Past lives couldn't ever come between us

Sakusa:
Some time the dreamers finally wake up

Kenma:
Don't wake me up I'm not dreaming

Kuroo:
Don't wake me up I'm not dreaming

Ennoshita:
THIS ONE FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMING SYSTEM TOP DOWN AC WITH THE COOLER SYSTEM

Suna:
YOU RUINED IT

Noya:
WHEN HE COME UP IN THE CLUB HE BE BLAZIN UP

Ennoshita:
😏👍

Noya:
😏👍

Suna:
I HATE YOU

Osamu:
Why did you even do that?

Suna:
BECAUSE IM LISTENING TO THAT SONG

Osamu:
Aren't you at the gym?

Suna:
Yeah

Osamu:
And that's in your playlist?

Suna:
WHAT ABOUT IT

Ushijima:
I like listening to classical music when I work out

Oikawa:
Sorry what was that, I got so bored i fell asleep

Ushijima:
🥲

Atsumu:
Poor ushijima

Ushijima:
I ain't poor
I'm rich 🤑

Tendo:
Never use that emoji ever again
And if you do we are over.

Ushijima:
Heart broken

Noya:
Poor ushijima

Ushijima:
Streaks/story Don't hit me up, only the real ones know 🤙

Oikawa:
OMG😭😭

Tanaka:
I CANT BREATHE HE REALLY

Tendo:
USHIJIMA SHUT UP😭😭😭

Suna:
WAIT
DOES IWAIZUMI WORK TODAY

Oikawa:
Yeah why

Suna:
HE WORKS AT THIS GYM

Oikawa:
Fitness gym?

Suna:
YEAH

oikawa:
Yeah

Suna:
WTF
IM STARING RIGHT AT HIM I DIDNT KNOW HE WORK
OH SHIT GOTTA GO

Hinata:
Why?

Suna:
I'm actually just sitting here doing nothing "saying I'm working out" he gonna snitch me out to osamu
WAIT
GOD DAMN IT
HINATA

osamu:
.....

Hinata:
That was all you buddy

Atsumu:
BEAT HIS ASS OSAMU
BEAT HIS ASS

Osamu:
I'll call Iwaizumi.

Oikawa:
I got this
Iwa-Chan
Answer

....

Oikawa:
Iwaizumi

Bokuto:
He not gonna answer buddy

Kags:
Iwaizumi

Iwa:
What's up?

Oikawa:
WTF

Kags:
😏👍

Iwa:
What's going on?

Oikawa:
YOU IGNORE ME AND ANSWER KING NEPTUNE OVER THERE

Kags:
KING NEPTUNE!?
WTF

iwa:
What no
I just checked my phone

Oikawa:
Liar
Anyways osamu needs you

Suna:
I ain't here no more

Osamu:
Suna is supposed to be working out. His couch told me. Can you please train him
I'll pay you double.

Iwa:
Where is he?

Osamu:
He should be in the gym

Iwa:
Oh I see him
He's trying to crawl out
Buddy it ain't working

Suna:
😩
I tried

Iwa:
Come on let's go
I'll go easy

Suna:
I guess

3 hours later

Suna:
THAT SHIT WAS NOT EASY WTF
DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT EASY IS

Iwa:
Well your a volleyball player you guys need to workout a lot more. So I went easy on you

Suna:
I quit
How does hinata do it

Hinata:
I work out with kags

Suna:
I cant do this no more

Oikawa:
At least you don't live with the man
HE WAKES ME UP AN HOUR EARLY TO STRETCH
😭
IT AINT FUN

Iwa:
Fine then. get out of shape.

Bokuto:
But being big is cute

Akaashi:
Are you saying something?

Kuroo:
Ooooo

Noya:
Should've kept your mouth shut

Bokuto:
No no
My baby Akaashi
You are fine the way you are!

Akaashi:
🤨

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