Keeping up with the gays (haikyuu gc au)

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Keeping up with the gays

Oikawa:
Y'all

Suga:
What

Suna:
Yeah

Ushijima:
😏

Oikawa:
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

Iwa:
Damn what did you do

Ushijima:
Breathe 🥲

Oikawa:
Well stop

Kenma:
What do you want

Akaashi:
Idc

Oikawa:
But Akaashi 🥺

Akaashi:
👨‍🦯

Hinata:
KAWAKAWA

Oikawa:
HINA
MY BABY

Kags:
My?

Oikawa:
My☺️

Tendo:
Wtf do you want??

Oikawa:
Oh yeah!

Bokuto:
???

Tsuki:
I don't care

Asahi:
Be nice

Tsuki:
No🥺

Noya:
😩

Oikawa:
LET ME FUCKEN TALK

Atsumu:
WELL YOURE TAKING FOREVER

Oikawa:
I'm receiving hate😢

Iwa:
Boo hoo
Want me to play a sad song on the worlds smallest violin 🎻

Oikawa:
Be nice iwa Chan
I'm hurt

Yams:
Why are you getting hate

Oikawa:
Cause I'm gay

Suna:
Damn that sucks
Y'all hungry ?

Hinata:
YES

Suna:
Come to osamu's

Oikawa:
HINAHINA
WHAT ABOUT ME

Hinata:
I ain't missing out on food

Kags:
I'm broke

Hinata:
You have a credit card for a reason

Osamu:
It's on the house
If y'all wanna come, come

Atsumu:
I AM ON MY WAY 🏃‍♂️

Osamu:
No you'll pay

Atsumu:
WHAT!?

Osamu:
That's what you get for being a bitch