I'll hump you

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PLEASE THIS ONE IS SO DUMB AND HAHDBABABA SEMI GAY PANIC AHHDBABSA

ANYGAYS

It's kinda bad. But yea.

This also based off a spelling error I made once

Another thing to note, in case some people don't know  "I'll jump you" at least where I live usually means like

Uh

Surprise fight beat up thing-

So anyways enjoy

OH AND THANKS SO MYCH FOR 3K XJAJXNANNXNANAA LIKE THATS A LOT SO UHHHHH THANK YOU ALLLLLL I LOVE YOU GO EAT AND DRINK AND SLEEP GOOD AND TAKE CARE OF YOUSELF

Also I think I've mentioned this before but I have no idea what Kawanishi is like so sorry if it seems off-





Beep Beep Beep Beep!

"What...? Ughhh.." I grabbed my phone looking to see what the repeating beeping noise was.

Of course. The group chat.

Stalker
Guys guess what.

Stalker
Guys

Stalker
Guess what.

Stalker
Guess what you guys

Semi-Okay
Tendou it's like 2 am, why would anyone else be awake?

Annoying brat
Oh I am! I'm playing Minecraft!

Bearable
Oh the "good innocent boy" is up playing "Minecraft"

Bearable
You sure you ain't playing with something else? Hmmmm?

Stalker
Kawanishi don't you dare suggest little Goshiki would do such dirty things.

Semi-Okay
Tendou he's a teenage boy. Every teenage boy has jerked off at least 5 times.

You
Shut the fuck up.

You
It's 2 fucking am. I am trying to sleep

Semi-Okay
You would sleep early.

Semi-Okay
You're always here early with so much damn energy

You
Once again. Shut the fuck up.

You
I'll jump you

With that I muted the group chat and went back to my calm peaceful sleep.

'You would be all moody. You're always here so early with so much damn energy.'

He's watching me? Or observing me? Maybe because-

NO KENJIROU WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION!! YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT DUMB BITCH SEMI!

Okay. Now sleep Kenjirou. Sleep.

~

Ughhh. I'm still sleepy.

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